Uncle Si gets ready to head to the dentist for a brand-new set of pearly whites, with Phillip planning to play chauffeur. Martin thinks Si’s teeth could double as valuable advertising real estate, and the boys have plenty of ideas for what kind of bling might go best with his new smile. John David is thrilled about his wife’s new second-grade teaching job, especially since it might be the unexpected “in” Uncle Si needs to make a triumphant (and hopefully less traumatic) return to career day after his last attempt involved a few too many Vietnam stories.

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Willie Robertson fills in for Johnny D and ends up acting as his assistant’s assistant while swapping fast-food secrets and behind-the-scenes stories with Uncle Si. Willie relives his on-set scooter crash, the gender reveal that rattled Christian, and the $1,000 Chick-fil-A bet Si never saw coming. Rucker shares how he may not be alive today without the Robertsons and their TV show, and Martin reveals who he thinks has changed the most from the original series to ‘The Revival.’

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Uncle Si and the boys get emotional sharing a goosebump-worthy story about a friend overcoming stage-4 cancer after Si and Phillip prayed for him. Godwin gets a little too comfortable with a pillow meant for pregnant women, sparking jokes about his future shopping plans. Martin horrifies Si by revealing a childhood scarred by a recipe the boys find questionable at best. Phillip experiments with AI, hilariously bringing back Phil Robertson—but something’s not quite right. Plus, the guys announce exciting Duck Commander events, including the return of Duck Commander Sunday and another chance to see “The Blind” in theaters.

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Uncle Si is already plotting to replace Godwin with 10-year-old viral phenomenon “Juicy,” whose fun personality and instant internet fame have the boys cracking up. Martin is psyched to take Juicy out on the pond and nearly helps him break his personal record, while John-David is not-so-secretly hoping Juicy can hook him up with a Post Malone meet and greet. Si delivers some cautionary life advice that might be a little off-base for a ten-year-old, but might prove useful in the future.

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Uncle Si gets a crash course in pop culture from his great-nephew-in-law Jacob, complete with Gen Z slang that Si hilariously misinterprets and a brand-new rulebook for surviving kiss cams in public places. Martin convinces Si to consider a barbershop quartet comeback, and Si’s recent Willie Nelson cover concert at the airport proves he’s still got the pipes. John-David’s heartfelt fan encounters serve as a reminder of what makes all their hard work worthwhile.

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Uncle Si’s long-held stance against having a phone starts to crumble after Christine slaps an AirTag on him and John-David blows his mind with the magic of real-time pizza delivery apps. Meanwhile, Phillip shocks everyone by admitting he’s not that into pizza, but is totally into drive-thru seafood. Martin has Jep Robertson verify Si’s outrageous tale about getting kicked out of an Uber thanks to Jessica’s legendary foul-smelling flatulence.

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Uncle Si laughs at the pranks from the "Duck Dynasty: The Revival" film crew and Martin brings along his old friend and fellow Willie wrangler Chad Creel to back up every wild travel story John-David’s ever told. Chad confirms it all: yes, Willie travels with 800 bags of beef jerky, and yes, he just bought Blake Shelton’s old tour bus so he can go on a personal “Willie Tour” whenever the mood strikes. John-David laments being dragged into coffee dates by his wife and forced to confront the cold, watery reality of oat milk.

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Uncle Si revisits his time in basic training as John-David helps him track down the identity of his 1968 Fort Benning drill sergeant using an old yearbook. Martin recalls the day he and Phil watched Billy the Exterminator ignore their warnings, attempt to clear a duck blind of pests, get more than he bargained for, and end up in the hospital. A conversation on nature versus nurture leads Si and Rucker into deeper waters as they explore the differences between choice and chance. Si tells a ghost story that involves strange noises coming from a suspicious sleeping bag, but he and Phil solved the problem easily with gasoline.

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Uncle Si and the boys offer prayers and heartfelt condolences for the families in Texas affected by the recent tragic floods, as well as the first responders and crews working to get those communities on the road to healing. Martin shares parenting potty hacks he picked up over the weekend, like never underestimating a toddler’s ability to aim, and John-David reveals his secret weapon for diaper escape artists. Si managed to smash his truck on Willie’s bridge, and in classic fashion, he blamed Christian Huff. Plus, Hunter brings his (very real) girlfriend to meet Uncle Si and she’s got front-row seats to all the madness.

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Miss Kay makes her triumphant return to defy internet rumors of her failing health—or worse. She’s very much alive, very much retired, and absolutely NOT back on the market. Uncle Si claims the title of the only “normal” original Robertson sibling left standing. Al spills the beans on who’s really been running the show behind the scenes for the last 15 years (spoiler: it’s not Willie), while Martin can’t hide his joy at seeing Miss Kay again. John-David gives credit where it’s due, thanking Miss Kay and her cookbook for turning his wife into a kitchen rockstar.

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