Uncle Si is intrigued by the escaped lab monkeys in South Carolina, and if this is where our very own “Planet of the Apes” story begins, he’s not too upset about it. Stone’s daughter calls Si out over his dubious tall tales, and Martin admits that he knows firsthand the difficulties Si faced back in the day hunting with Phil and his drinking buddies. John-David finds a fudge factory in Uranus, Indiana that he’d like to visit.

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Uncle Si is informed of the demise of internet animal celebrity Peanut the squirrel, who was seized from his home and euthanized by the state government. Si may like to eat squirrels, but he supports the right of Americans to safely keep non-traditional pets in their homes. Martin is trying and sort of succeeding at potty training his two-year-old sons, and Godwin takes the boys back to the “Duck Dynasty” days with his off-the-wall comments. John-David shares a video that he’ll probably regret sharing someday in the future.

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Uncle Si is bursting with joy over America’s decision to elect Donald Trump as the 47th President of the United States, but he’s got a serious challenge for Congress and Mr. President now that they’ve won. Phillip encourages people who are happy with the election’s outcome to show kindness and humility to those who aren’t, and Martin urges people to keep trying to have civil and considerate discourse, especially with those on the other side of the aisle. John-David is happy to have a fellow J.D. in the White House!

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Uncle Si ranks his nephews and there’s a surprising tie for the number one spot! Martin cringes while recalling the uncomfortable “Duck Dynasty” episode about his first date, and John-David has a serious bone to pick with people who review Wal-Mart products. Phillip relives a physically painful plane trip with Phil and Si, and a suggestive old commercial featuring Joe Namath has been cracking Si up since the 70s.

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Bella Robertson Mayo gives Uncle Si the lowdown on what life has been like working for her dad’s company, Duck Commander, and the worst part of her job is kinda sorta Si’s doing. Martin looks back on the near decade that’s passed since “Duck Dynasty” and recalls some of his favorite memories that included Bella. John-David is super impressed with Bella’s husband Jacob’s vintage clothing business, even though Si can’t believe that his old closet might be full of valuable items.

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Willie Robertson’s idea of fun is something Uncle Si just can’t get behind, and a way to prove his nephew Jase wrong about his marksman skills has finally come along. John-David makes a plan for himself and his politics-loving son on Election Day, and Martin attests to Si’s mean skills with a needle and thread. Stone has a small bone to pick with the Buck Boys, who are the younger counterparts to the Buckmen. Si impersonates an old-school gangster as a favor to one of his listeners.

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Uncle Si can’t help but get riled up over one particular “Duck Dynasty” scene, and Martin confesses that one of his “pets” on the show is no longer his. John-David brings in Kyle Stevens of the Monroe Moccasins hockey team to talk about the weird traditions of Monroe hockey fans and what it’s like to get in a fist fight on ice. Godwin claims ice skating is easy, and with his background of unexpected talents, he might be right. Si hates the cold, as evidenced by the time he set his own jacket on fire one cold morning.

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Uncle Si is impressed by the presumptive future 57th president of the United States, John-David’s 10-year-old son, Carter. Carter spills the beans about Abraham Lincoln’s ghost, his overzealous math teacher, and what his dad says in private about Joe Biden. Si was wrongfully held by the TSA during his recent trip, and Martin confesses that he was happy to bail during that situation. Phillip watched Godwin nearly get his face wrecked by a pigeon, and John-David lets his gratitude and pride show while highlighting the challenges his son has faced in his young life. 

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Uncle Si and Kirk Cameron team up to make a plan that will bring America back to common sense, decency, and Jesus. Martin asks Kirk about his experience in Hollywood as a young actor in an industry controlled by adults, and Kirk brings up the unfortunate incident where his son accidentally put Si’s life in danger on his first hunt with the Duckmen. Kirk and Si were almost relatives back when a burgeoning romance between Kirk’s son and one of the Robertson girls was going on! 

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Uncle Si nearly made a dangerous decision in Vietnam and proves “Forrest Gump” to be an accurate portrayal of The Vietnam War. Martin and Jon Gimber relive the wild Duck Commander days of selling merch at Talladega Speedway, and John-David defends his hot take on warm toilet seats. Si reveals the conclusions he often comes to after self-reflecting, and the boys are surprised by his revelation.

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