Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

Trump's historical, second impeachment trial ended on Saturday, and with a Senate score of 57 - 43, he broke the record and became the undefeated champ in avoiding impeachment. After the vote, Trump sent a message to his disgusting disciples telling them that their beautiful movement has only just begun, and Mitch McConnell sent a message to Trump warning him that just because he wasn't impeached, doesn't mean that he won't be criminally charged, and sued into bankruptcy. And while Julie & Brandy enjoyed dissecting every second of Mitch McConnell & Donald Trump's conscious uncoupling, there was a dark cloud looming over their fun, and written next to it in the sky was the age-old question: where the f*ck are the stimulus checks?

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Trump's impeachment trial started this week, and Julie & Brandy only have one question for Congress: where the f*ck are the stimulus checks? Finding out where Biden's Covid Relief Bill stands was like finding the Missing Link, but the girls do their best to break it down. It's a shallow dive in a confusing pond, that will inevitably leave you hungry for more. So make yourself some lunch, and then come back for more, because nothing washes down a midday snack better than a hot cup of Jen Psaki. 

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Trump’s impeachment trial started this week, and Julie & Brandy only have one question for Congress: where the f*ck are the stimulus checks? Finding out where Biden’s Covid Relief Bill stands was like finding the Missing Link, but the girls do their best to break it down. It’s a shallow dive in a confusing pond, that will inevitably leave you hungry for more. So make yourself some lunch, and then come back for more, because nothing washes down a midday snack better than a hot cup of Jen Psaki. 

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This week, Julie & Brandy ignored the 24-hour spin cycle of Qanon quack Marjorie Taylor Greene, and instead dragged shady Senator Joe Manchin behind a West Virginia tree and gave it to him "Deliverance style." Joe Manchin sucks, but Joe Biden's cabinet doesn't, so the girls take another trip to Cabinet Street to get to know 6 more awesome members who will be confirmed by the Senate this week. This episode is twelve hours late, and twenty minutes too long, but it has a washer & dryer inside the unit, and plenty of street parking. 

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This week, Julie & Brandy tried to bask in the afterglow of the historical inauguration of Joe Biden & Kamala Harris, but the trashbox Republicans ruined everything, per usz. Mitch McTurtle spent the week holding the Senate hostage with all of his tired obstructionist tricks, while the rest of Congress was busy impeaching Trump. The government is a hot mess right now, but the girls decide to ignore it all and celebrate the 32 Executive Orders that JoJo & KiKi have signed so far, plus the first few cabinet members that have been confirmed by the Senate. There's a lot to be hopeful for, and the possibility for profound change is within reach, but when the highlight of the week is an airplane flying over Mar-a-Lago with a banner calling Trump a pathetic loser, it's clear that the sh*t is (still) Trumpanas.

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After months of waiting, the historic inauguration of JoJo & KiKi is finally here.  And yes, Julie & Brandy are overwhelmed with emotions, and it shows. From Jennifer Lopez performing at the inauguration, to the Boogaloo Boys appropriating the classic 80's movie, Breakin' 2, for their violent agenda - this episode is a hot mess of highs & lows. Keep your cocktails full and your expectations low, because even though it's a huge week for Kamala Harris and Democrats at large, it's also Brandy's birthday... and that's as exhausting as you would think.

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It's the first show of FOREVER 21, and what in the actual FU*K?  Flying high on the Georgia senate win, the girls thought nothing could ruin the sweet, sweet, taste of victory. But less than 24 hours later, white chrunchwrap supremacists descended on the Capitol, and looted all the hope and joy from 2021 (and AOC's shoes). So the girls spent the week drinking alcohol, doing drugs, and eating cheese. And by the grace of 3 negative covid tests, they were joined for one incredible night of (face to face) debauchery by their special guest & good friend, comedian Brad Loekle.

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It's the last week of 2020, and there's no one that Julie & Brandy would rather celebrate with than their sistie/bestie, Jonny McGovern. Jonny is a tastemaker, content creator, and LGBTQ trailblazer of the highest order. He's one of the most prolific performers in gay pop culture, influencing everything from television to music to podcasts (including this one). The girls are super excited to have him on the last episode of 2020, because even though everyone is Corona-broke, and Republicans are trying to deny our stimulus checks: talking sh*t with Jonny McGovern is like money in the bank. 

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This week, America celebrated Christmas by unwrapping a special gift from Russia: a six-month hack of the entire government! China probably chipped in, but they are letting Russia take all the credit, since China had already given the huge gift of the global pandemic. The news is terrible, and Julie & Brandy hate the holidays, but the podcast must go on, so they call on two of the funniest sh*t-talkers in the game, Drew Droege & Tom DeTrinis, to help them chop it all up. It's been a sh*tty holiday season, in an even sh*ttier year, but Drew & Tom are the poo... so take a big whiff. 

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This week, Joe Biden was officially declared the winner of the 2020 Presidential Election, and (as expected) it was completely anti-climactic. Bored by the news, and depressed by reality, Julie & Brandy did their best to get excited about Joe Biden's newest Cabinet nominations, before getting depressed again in Climate Change Schewww with Bill McKibben. Much like life, this episode is a study in contradictions, because even though Biden won, and our future is bright... global warming is real, and that sh*t is DARK AF.

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