Dumb Gay Podcast with Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard

This episode is late because Julie & Brandy have lost their damn minds. The Corona goblins are lurking in the walls, and it's a full-time job keeping them at bay. But, the girls manage (barely) to get it together with the help of their former intern, Aran O'roe, who calls the drug-den to fill them in on all the Bernie Sanders goss. Aran is a star, and he does his best, but the sound sucks, and the girls are manic,. This episode should come with a warning that says: 'best enjoyed while high.' 

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It's the beginning of their fifth official week in quarantine, and Julie & Brandy decide that they need to seek professional help if they are going to live to see another day in isolation. So, they call on their good friend, dr. Linda James (who is not a doctor) to guide them through some self-care tips that he offers on his Cool, Comfort Podcast. His voice is soothing, and his advice is good, which is the perfect anecdote for the first half of the episode, which features Julie & Brandy's ragey-recap of this week's CoronaVirus Live and Melania Trump robotically reading her favorite children's book, The Little Rabbit. The sound still sucks, and the girls are still annoying, but hey! What else do you have to do?

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It's their fourth week in quarantine, and Julie & Brandy have lost all track of time and space. Are they happy? Are they sad? Are they hysterical? Are they insane? Are they even still in LA? They're definitely confused & scared, and they desperately need a grounding presence to make them feel normal again. Thankfully, that presence shows up in the form of the one and only, Lea Black. Lea is not just an iconic Bravo housewife from Miami, she's an angel sent to save the girls from their own psychosis. Her voice is like moisturizer on their overly-sanitized hands, and they can't get enough. If you too have dry skin & extreme paranoia, then grab some earbuds, and continue sitting on your couch, because Lea Black is your temporary remedy. 

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Three weeks in quarantine, and Julie & Brandy have self-medicated themselves half to death. They spent the first part of the week high on drugs and dancing along to video games, and the second part of the week hungover and crying into a pillow. Now it's Tuesday and they're ready to start all over again. And what better way than having their first quarantine kiki with uber-legend Rosie O'Donnell?! Life is hard right now, and Corona sucks, but Rosie O'Donnell is so iconic that she transcends a pandemic. So put on your headphones, go out for your daily walk, and get your quarantine life. 

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Two weeks in quarantine, and Julie & Brandy still can't get this podcast done on time, Why? Because, even though they don't have the virus (yet), they've been spending all their free time self-medicating! Locked in the house, with nothing to do but drugs, the girls turn to the television for comfort, like they're latch-key kids from 1989, who just got home from school. And the most important show in their must-see TV lineup is the daily White House press briefing with the CoronaVirus Task Force. If you haven't yet seen an episode of America's newest hit comedy, don't worry! Julie & Brandy have all the best highlights, you never knew you wanted to hear.

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A deadly virus is stressing out every single person in the entire world, and Julie and Brandy are no exception. Looking for any excuse to drink and do drugs, the girls decide to turn their quasi-quarantine into a quasi-vacation, while podcasting. They spend the first half the episode trying to make sense of the CoronaVirus, before moving on to the highlights of the democratic debate between Joe Biden & Bernie Sanders. The episode is long and meandery, and though the girls do their best to address the crisis (while still in the thick of the crisis), if you came here looking for answers, you should definitely keep looking.

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What do you get when you cross lingering jet-lag from Australia, with persistant disappointment from Super Tuesday, and a few days of drug abuse? POSTWARREN DEPRESSION! It's the new, trendy mental health disorder, and Julie & Brandy invented it/have it. But, the good news is: Rachel Maddow has the cure. In her first interview since announcing that she's leaving the presidential race, Elizabeth Warren sat down with Rachel Maddow, and together, they gave everyone hope again. If you missed it, don't worry! This episode has all the best parts of the interview, plus the added bonus of Julie & Brandy talking over every clip and giving endless opinions that rarely have a point.

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Julie & Brandy made it home from Australia just in time to cast their votes for Elizabeth Warren on Super Tuesday, and record this podcast. No one knew what to expect after South Carolina, but with last minute help from Pete Buttigieg & Amy Klobuchar, Joe Biden pulled an upset, winning 10 of the 14 states. Bernie Sanders won the other 4, Elizabeth Warren came in last behind Bloomberg, and Julie & Brandy got drunk. Keep your expectations low, because much like Super Tuesday, this episode is erratic, unpredictable, and strangely confusing.

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After spending the last 48 hours sequestered on a cruise ship, drunk, with zero wireless, Julie & Brandy rushed to their hotel in beautiful, historic, downtown Sydney, only to find that it's in a converted 19th century hospital with brick walls. What's wrong with brick walls, you ask? They echo. And they're not conducive to recording podcasts. So, ever the consummate professionals, the girls built a sound-fort, inside a closet, using comforters and pillows- with barely enough room to stand (nose to nose) holding their laptops. It is in this position that they break down the status of the democratic candidates heading into Super Tuesday and replay some highlights from Anderson Cooper's 60 Minutes interview with Bernie Sanders. After that, there's a pre-recorded kiki with funny, fitness hotties Eugene Cordero & Ryan Stanger, and a very rapey So There's That. . The episode is late, and the sound sucks, but at least Julie & Brandy are finally out of the g*ddamn closet.

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After spending the last 48 hours sequestered on a cruise ship, drunk, with zero wireless, Julie & Brandy rushed to their hotel in beautiful, historic, downtown Sydney, only to find that it's in a converted 19th century hospital with brick walls. What's wrong with brick walls, you ask? They echo. And they're not conducive to recording podcasts. So, ever the consummate professionals, the girls built a sound-fort, inside a closet, using comforters and pillows- with barely enough room to stand (nose to nose) holding their laptops. It is in this position that they break down the status of the democratic candidates heading into Super Tuesday and replay some highlights from Anderson Cooper's 60 Minutes interview with Bernie Sanders. After that, there's a pre-recorded kiki with funny, fitness hotties Eugene Cordero & Ryan Stanger, and a very rapey So There's That. . The episode is late, and the sound sucks, but at least Julie & Brandy are finally out of the g*ddamn closet.

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