After a harrowing battle with three bandits on the beach, our adventures seek shelter in the forest on the edge of town.

Nathaniel and Nero attempt to heal Jurm, who has an arrow in his chest, while Jurm has dreams.

Will their foray into the forest end well? Or will rumors of living trees prove true...and deadly?

Find out on this episode of Dump Stats!

After narrowly escaping an encounter with violent moving trees, the gang settles down at the local tavern, Police Brew-tality. As they discuss their next move, someone buys them a round of drinks.

But who? Is this just a random act of kindness, or something more sinister? Search for the truth on this brand new episode of Dump Stats! Special thanks to Pathfinder Role Playing Game, from Paizo Publishing!

Tonight on Dump Stats, Game Master Bob Beshere give us some background information about the royal Delgado family tree, and also teaches us about magic.

Later, the gang meets the Big Cheese, old Don Miguel Delgado, the Governor of Santa Ignacia.

Nero is recruited by a D1 mage's college, and Nathaniel learns about his own family history.

Also, Jurm drinks a lot.

Find out how much on this episode of Dump Stats!

Apologies for the technical issues. Getting some new equipment set up, plus a computer theft on a Greyhound Bus from NC to NJ, led to a release delay and some sound issues.

Remember when we said that we fixed the shitty reverb on the recordings? Well sometimes computer viruses happen, and you wipe your hard drive, and all you have left is the shitty version of your podcast recording. Dump Stats with shitty reverb is better than no Dump Stats...right?

Tonight on Dump Stats, the Bad Humanoids are setting sail for the Mage's College! After accepting the Governor's offer, Nero, Nathaniel and Jurm head down to the port of Santa Ignacia to book passage on The Dame's Kiss, a merchant ship that is heading in their direction.

Before they board the ship, Nathaniel receives a letter from the Governor, and Jurm receives a cryptic message from an old acquaintance on the docks.

Also, Nero befriends the captain of The Dame's Kiss while Jurm and Nate finally get to play Orcish Roulette.

All this and more on this episode of Dump Stats!!!!