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  • Ep. 10 - Who Goes There?

    Tonight on Dump Stats: After a long boat ride and some minor exposition, our heroes finally hit dry land.

    Steven, Rax and the rest of their wizard cohorts lead them inland to meet the governor of Santa Ignacia, Steven's father, Don Miguel Delgado.

    On the way, they meet some of the islands native inhabitants, and learn a little more about the political climate of Santa Ignacia. Also, combat!

    All this and more on Dump Stats!

    1 hr 1 min
  • Ep. 9 - Friendship (or The Ship That Never Sinks)

    Did you know that Dump Stats is the only podcast authorized for public consumption in North Korea! Dennis Rodman introduced it to them. Thanks Rodman! And Kim Jong-Un!

    Welcome to the ninth episode of Dump Stats, the only Pathfinder podcast in Greensboro, NC.

    After a dubious ploy by Steven and his cohorts, Nathaniel, Jurm and Nero finally learn whose side they are on.

    Later, the gang takes a long boat ride to finally meet the governor Don "Mikey" Miguel "the Cat" Delgado, Steven's father.

    Maybe they will finally get some answers about their precarious adventure, or maybe Nero will just fart a lot.

    Find out on this episode of Dump Stats!

    36 min
  • Ep. 8 - Prison Rules (or I Know Why the Caged Jurm Sings)

    Welcome to a new episode of Dump Stats, the highest rated Dungeons and Dragons podcast on iTunes behind Dan Harmon's. I'd put the name of it, but fuck that, he's got enough listeners.

    Tonight on Dump Stats...the gang has been captured by Rax, the governor's warlock, but what are his intentions?

    Nero gets interrogated, while Jurm and Nathaniel try to escape their shackles.

    How did they get here? And how will they get out?

    Find out on this episode of Dump Stats!

    55 min
  • Ep. 7 - The Sky Lies (ft. Hoots)

    Welcome to a new episode of Dump Stats, NC's own actual play tabletop podcast! 

    Tonight on Dump Stats... Nero is tripping balls. After drinking a powerful psychedelic drug, Nero struggles with the reality of his own existence and gets all True Detective Season 1 on us.

    Nathaniel and Jurm babysit Nero, while also trying to figure out who tried to spike their drinks with the D&D equivalent of LSD.

    Will our heroes find out the truth? Lets ask the bartender on this episode of Dump Stats!

    42 min
  • Ep. 6 - Or... POISON?!?!

    After narrowly escaping an encounter with violent moving trees, the gang settles down at the local tavern, Police Brew-tality. As they discuss their next move, someone buys them a round of drinks.

    But who? Is this just a random act of kindness, or something more sinister? Search for the truth on this brand new episode of Dump Stats! Special thanks to Pathfinder Role Playing Game, from Paizo Publishing!

    1 hr 7 min
  • Ep. 5 - Putting The "Ent" In "Violent"

    After a harrowing battle with three bandits on the beach, our adventures seek shelter in the forest on the edge of town.

    Nathaniel and Nero attempt to heal Jurm, who has an arrow in his chest, while Jurm has dreams.

    Will their foray into the forest end well? Or will rumors of living trees prove true...and deadly?

    Find out on this episode of Dump Stats!

    1 hr 4 min
  • Ep. 4 - Stop, Shop and Roll (Initiative)

    Welcome to a new episode of Dump Stats, Greensboro's #1 Dungeons & Dragons podcast!

    On this episode, the gang needs to lay low and avoid suspicion after abandoning the Night Watch militia. Steven, the governor's rambunctious son, tells them to lay low in the forest while he attempts to pull some strings with the town guard. The gang heads toward the woods, but first they go shopping!

    Then, the gang takes a slight detour, and a tender moment on the beach is interrupted by a group of bandits.

    Will they ever make it to the perceived safety of the forest? Will Jurm ever swing his comically large sword? Will Nero do magics? Will Nathaniel learn to love again?

    Find out on this episode of Dump Stats! Special guest appearance by Vertical Horizon (not really).

    1 hr 6 min
  • Ep. 3 - F*** Traps, Get Money

    Welcome to a new episode of Dump Stats, Greensboro's very own Dungeons and Dragons / PathfinderRPG podcast, starring Bob Beshere, John Chenoweth, Rob Rinaldi and Mike Rinaldi.

    On this episode, Steven Delgado (the governor's son) pulls through and gets the gang on the list for the Night Watch mission. Nero gets weird vibes from Rax, the governor's Warlock, while Nathan and Jurm size up the rest of the competition.

    As the militia marches towards the forest to investigate "strange occurrences", the gang pumps Steven for information. Is this typical mercenary work, or is there more going on behind the scenes?

    Trust no one, and get ready to roll your Sense Motive checks on this weeks episode of Dump Stats!

    53 min
  • Ep. 2 - Knowledge Arcana (or How Nero Got His Groove Back)

    Welcome to a new episode of Dump Stats, an actual play Dungeons & Dragons / PathfinderRPG podcast, starring Bob Beshere, John Chenoweth, Rob Rinaldi and Mike Rinaldi.

    On this episode, Jurm, Nathaniel and Nero all try to con their way onto the work list after their names don't get called for the Night Watch job. Things take an unexpected turn when they learn that they are trying to pull one over on the Governor's son Steven. Nathaniel loses track of his accents and aliases, and the gang all light up some Redroot. As the sun sets, Nero feels his magic powers tingling...or is it just the drugs? Find out on this episode of Dump Stats!

    52 min
  • Ep. 1: Low Charisma (or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Merc Work)

    Welcome to the very first episode of Dump Stats!

    Three comedians and Mike's little brother all sat down and started playing Pathfinder, which is almost exactly like Dungeons & Dragons for those who don't know!

    In our very first episode, we get to know our characters: Nero, (Rob Rinaldi) a drug dealing, halfling Wizard burnout, Nathaniel (John Chenoweth), a human Rogue who does a lot of character work, and Jurm, (Mike Rinaldi) a functioning alcoholic half-orc Barbarian.

    The gang comes together looking for an adventure, and get stuck in a waiting room.

    Listen every week to follow our adventure and see how long it takes our Dungeon Master (Bob Beshere) to kill the whole party.

    Break out your bourbon and your bag of dice and lets get stupid!

    59 min

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