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Tonight on Dump Stats... Jurm makes a very big purchase without consulting Nathaniel and Nero. Nathaniel has an awkward encounter while trying to tip his tour guide.

Bob and Rob have a brief sing-a-long (out of character).

Nero has a very difficult first day of class and a teacher at the Mage's College may be getting fired.

Later, Nero finds a very interesting book, while Jurm and Nathaniel prepare for the Grand Opening of Crazy Jurm's Armoretum.

All this and more hijinx on Dump Stats, Greensboro's #1 Dungeons and Dragons podcast.

It's time for a new Dump Stats! This week, Jurm deals with conflicting emotions and has a smash party.

Nathaniel takes a tour of the city and learns a thing or two about the history of Santa Ignacia. Nero has another out of body experience and becomes suspicious of Jeff's motives.

Nothing is what it seems, and no one can be trusted. Can you? Can I? Find out on Dump Stats!

This time, on Dump Stats... after having breakfast with the guys from Wizard House, Nero and his father Gyro share an awkward goodbye.

Nero learns that his old friend Jeff from Wizard House is able to use his magic powers during the daytime.

Jurm and Nathaniel finally get paid, and later, get an unexpected visitor. Also, Nero struggles to stay awake on his first day of school.

This week on Dump Stats: The Bad Humanoids finally make port at the Mage's College. But first, breakfast.

Nero gets overwhelmed when runs into some old friends from his former frat house Wizard House, and sees his father Gyro at the same time.

Jurm and Nate get in some day drinking, while Nero sleeps through his first day of class and has some ominous dreams.

All this and more on North Carolina's #1 Dungeons and Dragons podcast, Dump Stats!

Tonight on Dump Stats...The captain of The Dame's Kiss has passed out drunk and Nate, Jurm and Nero search his quarters and rob him blind.

Later, the ship docks and the Bad Humanoids head towards campus! It's pledge week at Wizard House!

Mages College here we come! *cue Caddyshack theme*

The Bad Humanoids are travelling to the Mage's College on the merchant ship The Dame's Kiss. The Captain of the ship, James Burton, has invited our heroes to dine with him in his private quarters.

After butting heads with Jurm about the ins and outs of piracy and conscription, the Captain has passed out drunk...what will our heroes do now? Leave politely? Draw on his face?

Find out on this episode of Dump Stats!

It's a new episode of Dumps Stats!

After a raucous bar fight aboard The Dame's Kiss, Nathaniel, Jurm and Nero are invited to have dinner with Captain James Burton. But first, Nero pours his heart out the the 1st Mate of the ship and Nathaniel gets a stern warning about tipping the ship's crew.

During dinner, Jurm and Captain Burton have trouble seeing eye to eye on the ship's rules, and the gang learns about the former captain of the ship, Captain Snively.

Will they ever reach the Mage's College? What happened to Captain Snively? Can Nero handle the crippling pressure of college?

Find out on this episode of Dump Stats!

Remember when we said that we fixed the shitty reverb on the recordings? Well sometimes computer viruses happen, and you wipe your hard drive, and all you have left is the shitty version of your podcast recording. Dump Stats with shitty reverb is better than no Dump Stats...right?

Tonight on Dump Stats, the Bad Humanoids are setting sail for the Mage's College! After accepting the Governor's offer, Nero, Nathaniel and Jurm head down to the port of Santa Ignacia to book passage on The Dame's Kiss, a merchant ship that is heading in their direction.

Before they board the ship, Nathaniel receives a letter from the Governor, and Jurm receives a cryptic message from an old acquaintance on the docks.

Also, Nero befriends the captain of The Dame's Kiss while Jurm and Nate finally get to play Orcish Roulette.

All this and more on this episode of Dump Stats!!!!

Tonight on Dump Stats, the gang mulls over Don Miguel's offer and helps themselves to the luxurious lodgings of the governor's mansion.

Jurm recalls his time on Ye Olde Crone, a known pirate ship, and he almost has a "moment" with the group, only to be interrupted by Nero behaving strangely...well, stranger than usual.

Something strange is going on, and everyone seems to be harboring secrets. Are they the sinister kind of secrets, or the fun kind you tell at slumber parties?

Find out on this episode of Dump Stats, Greensboro's first and only Dungeons and Dragons podcast!

Tonight on Dump Stats, Game Master Bob Beshere give us some background information about the royal Delgado family tree, and also teaches us about magic.

Later, the gang meets the Big Cheese, old Don Miguel Delgado, the Governor of Santa Ignacia.

Nero is recruited by a D1 mage's college, and Nathaniel learns about his own family history.

Also, Jurm drinks a lot.

Find out how much on this episode of Dump Stats!

Apologies for the technical issues. Getting some new equipment set up, plus a computer theft on a Greyhound Bus from NC to NJ, led to a release delay and some sound issues.