Dystopian Simulation Radio

A group of Russian campers go on a treacherous hike to never return. It's one of the biggest mysteries in modern history. What happened to them? Why did they cut their tent from the inside? Why did they remove their clothes? Why were they chewing on their own flesh? 

Join Linz and Chris as they slap on their thermals and venture out into the wilderness to establish just who to blame? We have 21 suspects including the Yeti and Aliens so strap yourself in!

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HO HO HO Merry Christmas to all our DSR Maniacs out there in podcast land. You've been very good boys and girls this year, watching the skies and communing with the spirt world! In return we present our gift to you, answering your questions after over a year since the last one of these! 

So jump in our slay, rattle your presents and enjoy the ride! MERRY CRIMBO! 

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"The secret is not to act, but to be." - Steven Seagal

Martial artist, actor, ambassador, reincarnated Buddhist priest. There is not limit to the man of many 'talents' and no limit to the tale tales he (allegedly) tells. 

Join Linz and Chris as they use the power of their minds to flip and investigate the enigma known as Steven Seagal. The only man who can declare to support world peace whilst standing side by side with Putin. 

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Happy Halloween 2024 DSR-a-Maniacs! Let's celebrate by talking to the dead with....mixed results.

Join Linz and Chris as they explore various methods to commune with the spirits of the afterlife. Have a mirror, a bowl of water and a candle to hand and try along at home. Who or what will we communicate with? There's only one way to find out.

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AWOOOOOOOOOOO. What is the Werewolf? What do they do? Why do they do it? Why is there so much erotica about it?

Join Linz and Chris as they lead the pack in the hunt for the truth behind the werewolf! Misunderstood messenger from heaven...or monstrous wolfy boi? What is the connection between Werewolves and witches? Why is it an issue if they get in the club. Let's find out...

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There's something about that Egyptian, maybe the way he walks? Anyway, I feel like we are soul mates across time and I must move to Egypt immediately and YOU CAN'T STOP ME DAAAAD! Welcome to the world of Dorothy Eady.

Join Linz and Chris as they crack open the tomb containing this bizarre love story between a young British lady and a mummified Egyptian Pharaoh. I mean some like them older but Jyeeeeez.  A fitting episode 69 for us.

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Let's all enjoy delicious POCKY! No poison to be found here at all, not a drop! 

Join Linz and Chris as they investigate a case of confectionary terrorism that rocked Japan when it was held hostage by the mysterious group only known as THE MONSTER WITH 21 FACES. Who were they? What did they want? Why Pocky? Who is the Fox Eyed Man? CAN WE STILL ENJOY POCKY? Find out in this week's Episode.

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Have you ever taken a CPR course? 
If so, then you may have locked lips with the most kissed woman of all time (your mum.)
But who does this face belong to? And what do France and Michael Jackson have to do with anything? 
Join Linz and Chris, as they paddle their way down the River Seine, offending every frenchman within a 5-mile radius, as we open todays file on the Unknown woman of the Seine! 


#history #art #unsolvedmysteries #interesting #paranormal #truecrime 
 

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War. War never changes. But 'Mad' Jack Churchill, he changed war forever...with his trustly longbow. No man could match the sheer balls it takes to walk across the beaches with a similar arsenal to a 16th century conscript and do it laughing.

Join Linz and Chris as the uncover the insane story of Britain's greatest madman. A one man war machine with a love of bagpipes, Jack Churchill is a name every school child should know! 

P.S. If the audio quality is a bit off in this episode, we apologise. Everything possible has been done to make is as close to normal as possible but as this was recorded in a different way we had to adapt! 

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Chris- a creature recently more elusive than the Dover Demon itself. 
Left to fend for herself, Linz connects with Canadian Comrade, Jordan, of the Nighttime Podcast, to talk all things Christophany- the appearance of Jesus Christ (not Chris) in the most unexpected places! 

#Christophany #paredolia #interesting

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