Dystopian Simulation Radio

Ever laid eyes on a creature you couldn't quite identify? Ever seen three weird frog-like men kneeling by the side of the road in Ohio and thought, nope? Well put on some protection and join Linz and Chris as they venture down into Loveland in search of a mysterious creature-or three?

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What if one of the most famous musicians of all time, died mere years into his promising career? That's the accusation thrown at one Paul McCartney, formerly of The Beatles...formerly of this life? This outlandish conspiracy is one that has haunted the singer throughout his tenure in the limelight, and we need to get to the bottom of things!

So join Linz and Chris as they sail into the sun in search of an in-paul-ster amongst The Beatles. How is Mi5 involved? Why does Paul McCartney's hair become that of an 85 year old woman's in the 90s? What did the other Beatles say on the subject...there's only one way to find out.

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Ever wanted to loose those extra pounds? Wanted to slim down for summer? Well pack up your slim fast and forget about ever counting another calorie because Linda Laura Hazzard has got her patented weight loss cure ready to go....you just might not survive the 'treatment'.

Join Linz and Chris as they explore the worst diet program known to man. So suck in your stomach and set sail for a weight loss retreat with unbelievable results.

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Hide your porch lights, because it's the man, the moth, the legend....it's mothman! One of the bigger cryptids out there, but what do we really know of it? Where did it come from? What does is want? Why does everyone keep drawing it with buns of steel?

Join Linz and Chris as they look to the skies to uncover the truth of a big flappy boi, terrorising...or saving....West Virginia! What will they uncover on this quest? The Mothman is out there...maaaaaybe.

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Yeeeee-haw, there's a ghost in them there hills I tells ya! Behold the tale of a rootin' tootin' bona fide  ghosty boy terrorising the locals, and let us tell you...he's got the hump! 

Join Linz & Chris and they saddle up and ride out West to investigate a tale that will take them to the other side of the world to get to the bottom of! 

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There is a legend of a cryptid that comes to suck in the night, not the vampire nor the Mothman but...*whispers*...El Chupacabra (Spanish guitar strum). What is this beast, what does it want (spoilers: blood) and where did it come from?

Join Linz and Chris as they stalk the legendary creature to uncover exactly what this cryptid is, dive into big budget blue movies and try their best to pronounce the names of ancient Mayan bat gods.

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What if you just never stopped eating? This is a question that plagued mankind ever since the fringe was invented. For one Frenchman with an iron stomach this was very much a reality. He ate his way across Europe and even became the hungriest spy ever recorded.

Join Linz and Chris as they pull up a seat to the table of Tarrare, the very hungry Frenchman, and try to explain just what was going on with a man whom could put any caterpillar to shame...

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Hey mom, there's something in the back room...I hope it's not Tom De-Looooonge.
What is To The Stars Academy of Arts & Science? Why is it fronted by a member of Blink 182? Why does it have a government contract with the military? And how did it end up releasing footage of confirmed UAPs?

Join Linz and Chris as they try...very hard...to define what TTSA actually is and how pop punk might save us after all. So pick up your hot pink guitar, spike your hair up to the stars and open your mind, to and academy...of arts....AND SCIENCE!

Featuring Music by Neilio 

P.S we make reference to recording a bonus episode regarding the hoo-ha around the edited photos of Princess Kate. Due to the recent news, that's in poor taste, but you will get a bonus patreon episode on another topic very shortly.

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Cloven footprints are found in England, weaving their way over long distances, through fields and...up drainpipes? What manner of beast left these prints and why might it be SATAN HIMSELF? Not to be dramatic or anything...

Join Linz and Chris as they follow the prints to find out the true cause of this yee old mystery and encounter some Kangaroos along the way...what?

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Hey everyone; sorry we've had some major family things happen since the last episode. We will be back very soon. Please enjoy this classic episode from the archives to tide you over, and remember...the mic quality here shows exactly why the patreon is so important for upgrades to equipment lol.

"An alien encounter, men in black, hypnotic regression and displaced time. All things associated with the Yorkshire Moors…obviously. Join Linz and Chris as they search the hills for evidence surrounding a reported actual photograph of a little green man."

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