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It looks inevitable that the Cowboys will be making the playoffs after beating a bad Giants team and having a cupcake schedule the rest of the way (Dan said to write that). Jake made the paper and took a very on-brand picture for it. We recap our Thanksgiving weekend, Blake has a hygiene update, and we share a great Twitter battle between Bob Sturm and Steve Dennis

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