Jeremy nearly expires from his sickness, Stacy gets drugs for hers, and Aaron is feeling all alone. Then Stacy reveals what girls do when they go to the woods by themselves. Episode 392 gets a little delirious.

Jeremy and Stacy handle the beginning of the show because Aaron is handling something else. When he finally calls, we record the rest from a glass case of emotion. If you download this episode we might give you a whole roll of quarters, dum dum.

Jeremy has plans for moving but not for packing, Aaron takes up juggling, and one listener thinks Stacy takes too much crap. I'll bet you think this show is about you, don't you?

Aaron needs professional help so Kate of Dates with Kate joins us to sort out his love life. We'll answer such burning questions as, where should you take a date for dinner - Arby's or Applebee's? Plus dirty voicemail!

Jeremy whacks his bag over fantasy football and Aaron gets jacked on headache medication. Then Jimmy Pardo won't tell us a story but he might be wearing a cape. Plus voicemail!

We review our Thanksgivings and the dumb ways men try to impress women, then Luke Burbank of TBTL and Live Wire Radio fame joins us for butt stuff and other things. But mostly butt stuff. 400th EPISODE butt stuff.