Stacy stops smoking, Jeremy saves lives, and Aaron explains the polar vortex. That's how champions start a new year. Then, dinosaur porn is a thing that exists, obviously. We suggest listening to this episode with the lights off.

Jeremy gets an early birthday present and Aaron is fed up with football morons. Then we visit a couple of fun gals on the internet who have a lot to say about something. Plus Stacy discovers she's smoking Skynet. GO HAWKS!

This episode is pretty much about how Jeremy wins at life, pays for nothing, then goes to the Bahamas. Meanwhile Stacy signs up for traffic court and Aaron's goldfish commits suicide. Nailed it! #champion

This is our Christmas special! No, really. Uh oh. Happy Holidays, dummies!

Jeremy and Aaron whip themselves into a fantasy frenzy, then trash talker "Jen" calls to negotiate punishment for the losers. Meanwhile Stacy gets hypnotized to stop smoking so Jeremy decides to take up the habit instead. Plus, butt stuff!

Aaron's worlds collide at Applebee's, our new favorite song gives Jeremy the best idea ever, and Stacy watches porn with unsatisfactory results. Plus there's a new man in our lives - his name is Frango!

In this episode, Jeremy dusts off the mantel and awaits his shiny trophy while Aaron gets trounced for failing to write a concession speech. Then a listener voicemail leads to all our favorite bird movies!

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Stacy thinks Richard Sherman is adorable and everyone should calm down. Then we talk about how the Superbowl might be canceled because it snows in winter, Jeremy gets phone scammed, and our imaginary pal Frango finds a friend. Who was talking about you?

Jeremy enjoys a perfectly pleasant vacation right up until the last day when everyone is forced to stay overnight in Texas. Then Aaron has some thoughts on Aaron. This episode might not be as tasty as IHOP, but you'll eat it anyway.