Some people have a pretty great time at Aaron's work conference, Stacy gets drunk for St. Patrick's Day, and House of Cards might not be real. This episode could be better than a hot biscuit at a donkey show.

Jeremy, we told you not to eat that...

Strange vacations are planned, it's winter so global warming is a hoax again, we're going to be totally screwed in the Apocalypse, and Jeremy invents a new word. It's a new word for poop. Sorry, Wilson. See you at the Massage Barn!

Radio professional Brian Calvert reluctantly stays for number two to discuss airplane rides, breastfeeding puppies, getting schooled by Samuel L. Jackson and awful television. Hold onto your stupid hat and put something weird in your mouth, weirdo.

While Jeremy and Stacy battle the plague, Aaron just walks around with his magical immune system like a jerk. Also, once upon a time, Stacy declared there would be no bathroom humor on this program. Good one. Plus voicemail and Jeremy's new hat.

Within this episode is THE BEST STORY EVER TOLD. It's really great. It's pretty good. Well, Stacy liked it. Plus voicemail! Byeeee!

Jeremy vomits himself hoarse at the thought of a roller coaster vacation, Aaron has a nervous breakdown on a ski weekend, and Stacy recalls her trip to the fair that ended with medics. But we got new shirts!