Aaron gets a fancy massage, Jeremy likes fancy tissues and Stacy defends fancy problems. It's pretty fancy. Plus voicemail!

Jeremy, I wouldn't eat that if I were you...

We've had a conversation. We want to be bionic. Wait, is that a jug of beer?? Don't just lay there like a turd in the pool, download this episode. It tastes like success!

Aaron Rode of the Air-Raid podcast fills in for our Aaron to talk about his upcoming live show that won't feature go go dancers yet still somehow be good. Plus, kids are not always magical, Olive Garden is a place to eat, and Stacy shops on Ambien. No refunds!

Jeremy enjoys a perfectly pleasant vacation right up until the last day when everyone is forced to stay overnight in Texas. Then Aaron has some thoughts on Aaron. This episode might not be as tasty as IHOP, but you'll eat it anyway.

Stacy thinks Richard Sherman is adorable and everyone should calm down. Then we talk about how the Superbowl might be canceled because it snows in winter, Jeremy gets phone scammed, and our imaginary pal Frango finds a friend. Who was talking about you?

In this episode, Jeremy dusts off the mantel and awaits his shiny trophy while Aaron gets trounced for failing to write a concession speech. Then a listener voicemail leads to all our favorite bird movies!

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