Earwash

Another value pack is on the discount shelf today, containing five episodes for the price of one. May contain traces of: Italian plumbers, piscine light features and American politics

Today the Earwig answers some Emergency Questions, and the chat covers such diverse topics as dung beetles, immortality via animated TV shows and insectoid perceptions of colour

This week's Value Pack, half-hidden amongst the heavily discounted Easter eggs, is unseasonably seasonal - it contains episodes relating to Christmas and New Year's Eve, as well as a stale meme and an episode I really regret

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This week's Earwash Value Pack has something to suit every taste, as long as you define 'every' narrowly to include only satire by AI, a critique of the nature of God, failed true crime podcasts and free-form weirdness

As it's Easter Sunday, Earwash is going a bit more respectable this week with an intellectually improving selection of interesting words and their definitions from Douglas's notebooks. But this being Earwash, there's also a disturbingly named cactus. Happy Easter

This week's value pack is worth its weight in centipede drumsticks, as it contains both the first appearance of Keven the Centipede and Earwash's exclusive coverage of the 2023 Centipede Cup. In other words, this is Earwash at its finest

In this week's misophonic nightmare, a new guest drops in. His name is Adrian, he makes ASMR, and he has a very gentle voice. So listen in, and be soothed by the dulcet tones of Mr A. S. M. R-R

Wednesdays are bin night around Douglas's area, so it's only fitting that Wednesday is also the day that the Earwash value packs are dumped on your feed on Wednesdays as well. Today's torn bin bag of a podcast contains notebook nonsense, American nonsense and country music nonsense

This week Douglas's American neighbour Jennifer answers some Emergency Questions, giving us her thoughts on the meaning of life, the funniest thing that has ever happened to her at a funeral, and her most appealing habit