Earwash

You can really taste the savings in this week's value pack, containing such diverse ingredients as Silverfish mating rituals, the first appearance of omni-critic Horace Perrault, and the most ominous skincare ad ever

This week Douglas make another attempt at breaking into the lucrative "three guys talking about nothing" style of podcasting with a new lineup of one chef, one insect and one Douglas. I know the title of this one sounds like an innuendo but for once in the history of this podcast we have here an episode containing not a single double entendre

Today's value pack contains unexpected outbreaks of constitutional law, a horoscope, a country music album/Homeric epic and the beginnings of the great Earwig-Silverfish rivalry. 

This week's low-effort episode delves into one of Douglas's notebooks, and contains a succession of disturbing concepts involving the ghost from the Mario games and car keys

This week's Earwash Value Pack is a more experimental pack, containing Jonathan Crepuscular's erotica, Douglas's standup, and an unfortunate outbreak of ASMR content

Eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular answers some Emergency Questions (courtesy of the book 'Emergency Questions' by Richard Herring). Bodily juices shall be reflavoured, thighs shall be touched and a new emergency question shall be created, all in the time it takes to boil an egg

As a midweek treat, refresh your ears with the first five episodes of Earwash, freshly liberated from the back-catalogue. Listen entranced to the first appearances of Earwash regulars Bruce Plank, Jonathan Crepuscular, Jennifer Cash and the Earwig, as well the inaugural notebook episode.

It's Episode 150! 150! 150 episodes of this nonsense! And after 150 episodes, 6 bonus episodes and over a total of over 17 hours of audio oddness, Douglas has an announcement...

Another day, another delve into the peculiarities that Douglas collects in his notebooks. Why does he do it? He does not know? Why do you listen to it? He does not know. But perhaps if Douglas keeps writing and you keep listening, we may someday unravel the mystery. In the meantime, enjoy this insight into a highly unusual subconscious

Today's episode comes to you from the exotic surrounds of Traralgon, where Douglas has encountered Earwash regulars Bruce and Jonathan midway through their anniversary roadtrip. Are they working on a new album to commemorate their anniversary and road trip? Of course! Will they share the track listings on the new album? Of course! Will it all get a bit weird and uncomfortable? Of course!