Earwash

Omni-critics Horace Perrault drops in to the Earwash winter retreat to share his review of the Latrobe Valley

Jonathan Crepuscular joins us at the Earwash winter retreat to tell us exactly how he lost his job at Woolworths, which supermarket is most tolerant of his sheer unbridled sensuality, and the unexpected role he was asked to play in an ongoing international crisis

Earwash returns from its unplanned hiatus with an ultra-cleansing epsiode of weird things Douglas has written in his notebooks. Expect running themes of nuns, slugs and onions, and possibly the distant sounds of rodent lovemaking

Omni-critic Horace Perrault answers some emergency questions, with answers that encompass starch, annoying the English and communicating with cats

Today's value pack is extra large, encompassing nearly an hour. And what does that ear-hour contain? Excessive postmodernism, guys talking about their feelings, musical interludes, oddments from Douglas's notebooks, and a slow-talking snail. The quintessential Earwash experience

How will Earwash mark it's third birthday? You'll just have to listen and find out...

Eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular was meant to join us today to talk about his search for a job, but instead he takes us on a tangent involving naked rollerskaters, sexually ambiguous actors, and the eroticism of Sean Connery's receding hairline

This week's value pack contains such diverse contents as words, worms, pizza and a discussion of TikTok that is very out of date. Bon appetit

This week we are joined by Horace Perrault, critic of everything, who has some thoughts about ANZAC Day

Today's value pack is a six pack; six episodes, six very diferent listening experiences, but all alike in oddness