Earwash

Eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular presents his new idea for a podcast. It sounds… familiar

Today we are joined by insect athlete Kevin the Centipede to answer some Emergency Questions. Listen on to hear an insectoid view on Bigfoots (Bigfeet?), hotels and embarrassing injuries

Today we are joined by a new guest: raconteur, former politician and professional dilettante Geoffrey Twatt-Face

Today your auditory shampoo shall be some oddments from Douglas's notebooks

Douglas has discovered the Earwash download statistics, and has decided to take a ramble through them. Who knows, it might even be interesting

Chef Ludwig joins us at the Earwash winter retreat to answer, in his distinctly revolting way, some Emergency Questions

Safely ensconced back in Earwash HQ, Douglas and country musician Bruce Plank compare notes on their time on the road. Topics of conversation include, but are not limited to, unexpected kangaroo cuddles, setting up dating app profiles for local landmarks, and non-standard uses for frozen cucumbers

It's time for another bath in the oddities of Douglas's notebook. Topics arising to discuss later with your therapist include shovels, the MILF siren, and Miss Shilling's Orifice (which is not what you think it is)

The Earwig explains what use he's put Douglas's house to while Douglas has been away

ASMR artist Adrian 'Mesopotamia' River-Rivers jojns us to answer some Emergency Questions, with talk of cheese, maths and giants