Earwash

It's November, and that means only one thing - a solid month of oddments from Douglas's notebooks. Today, some non sequiturs from last November's notebook

Earwash's filmpod miniseries concludes with a discussion of Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi with eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular, who has a predictably perverted perspective

Earwash's filmpod miniseries continues: today we're discussing Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back with Jennifer Cash, who really approve of Darth Vader's family values

Earwash takes a detour into the filmpod genre, with raconteur Geoffrey Twatt-Face joining us to discuss Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, and drop a few names down the conversational thermal exhaust port

The Earwig joins us today to answer some Emergency Questions, giving rise to discussions of cat-based distractions, whether insects are more problematic than Kevin Spacey, and what exactly the Earwig was up to in 2016

Sink your ears into a bath of sound, courtesy of Earwash. Today's bath contains some interesting words that Douglas has come across, and their meanings. Expect language both Wodehousian and veterinary, as well as a rather kinky French phrase

Eroticist Jonathan Crepuscular has an all-new creative project that he wants to run by Dogulas, and this one has a (washing) basketload of potential

Today we are joined by raconteur Geoffrey Twatt-Face to answer some Emergency Questions

The Rooster's Calling… but why?

Music: "HeadSound", provided by MobyGratis.

Additional rooster motives by Erin Arnett

Allow your ears and mind to be freshened by today's auditory breath mint, this week flavoured with nonsense from Douglas's notebooks