“I'm the last guy in the world, honestly—anybody who knows me—I'm the last guy in the world to beat my own drum. [Neeley: Stop it! What are you doing right now?!]”

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EDDIE TRUNK IS SEETHING! Alice Cooper just got inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame, and Sir Edward of Trunk is NOT happy about it. Chris and Neely dissect the most passive-aggressive rant in broadcast history. Eddie claims he’s “not beating his own drum” while simultaneously listing every single thing he’s done since 1983. Neely exposes the truth: Eddie thinks he invented rock radio, but Rockline was taking live calls while Eddie was still figuring out his hairspray!

Plus, we look back at the decadence of Jimmy Swaggart and why every cult leader just wants two things: pussy and money. It’s a masterclass in ego, jealousy, and “just saying.” 🤘🔥

Timestamps:

* 00:01:13: Jimmy Swaggart: The original “Miracle Man” scandal

* 00:03:30: Why every cult leader is just after pussy and money

* 00:08:28: Alice Cooper gets into the Radio Hall of Fame

* 00:15:43: The Eddie Trunk Rant begins: Passive-aggression at its finest

* 00:27:48: Did Eddie Trunk invent rock radio? (Spoiler: No)

* 00:45:34: The massive list of people in the Hall of Fame that AREN’T Eddie

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Is Eddie Trunk a radio legend or just a legendary whiner? Let us know in the comments! 🤘

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