Elena Demonetized

You're dating a DownLow man and you don't even know it ! Luckily for us we will help guide you through figuring out if your man is DL or not. But first ask yourself, are you ready for this kind of information ?

In this episode we cover the male guidelines to mastering tinder. The Do's & Don'ts to get you laid. Men are constantly fucking up their own game ! Allow us to help you out silly willy. 

Time is evolving and so has our dick sucking skills ! We are no longer licking dicks like lollipops. We are choking ourselves out gagging on the male piece of meat ! Slipping and slurping our tongue on that dick like it's the last dick we're ever going to suck. Baby we have so much to teach you about how to get on board with the 21st century blowjob ! You gotta keep up with all the other girls out there trying out suck you.

We all love sleeping with men. But why are they so annoying to sleep with ? No one tells them to do half of the annoying shit that they do. Don't know what I'm talking about ? Stick around and you will !

Holy fuck ! You just started talking to him, But now you're horny and wanna jump his cock but don't want to ruin the way things are going ! What do you do ? I'll tell you. You play this episode and take our advice on when is it too soon to sleep with a guy after talking to him !

Lost about how to prepare for a D*ck Appointment ? Worry no more because Dani and I will guide you on what to expect and what to prepare for. Followed by a tons of our own crazy d*ck appointment experiences as well. 

The longest and awaited collaboration of your lifetime. If anyone is lost I'll catch you guys up. At one point everyone in this podcast hated each other. I finally sat everyone down to hash it out and move on from the drama. Featuring in this podcast are Dani (@DaniiBabyyxoxo), Aaliyah (@lo.Weezy),  and Me your wonderful host Elena (@ElenaGenevinne). And how am I tied into all this drama ?  I'm afraid that's something you'll have to stick around to find out.

Does size matter ? OF COURSE ! But what size do you prefer ? What's important ? Big or Small ? Don't worry, Dani and I will clear it up and let you know the true answer. 

The talking stage is such and awful place to be in. Don't worry about it because Owen and I will guide you into getting out of it and what YOU can do to prevent it from failing. However this only works if you follow instructions !

All about the bloody A*shole ! You ever bleed the morning after anal sex and never know why ? We'll I'm about to tell you, but only if you stick around.