Elfchild's Panda Show

Elfchild's Panda Show

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Elfchild's Panda Show episodes

  • Ep. 22: I'm Sorry, Mom [Pt. 1 of 2]

    In this episode: Dani explains how 'The Voice' works, I mime strangling babies and possibly offend the autistic community, we both want to know about that seemingly random furry parade back in April, and I bring great shame to my dear mother. Listen to the show for more!



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • The Dollop Podcast
  • Ep. 371 in Columbus [MP3 link]
  • Rhett & Link
  • Britton Buchanan [Twitter]
  • Delicious Tamales
  • "Nilla Wafer Top Hat Time" [Youtube]
  • Accidental Tech Podcast
  • Astroneer
  • Kim's Convenience [IMDB]
  • Jessica Jones [IMDB]
  • Adam Silvera
  • Dawn French [Twitter]
  • Anthropocene Reviewed
  • "Glashtyn Shanty" [Amazon] [Apple] [Google] [Spotify]
  • "I've Been Waiting" [Amazon] [Apple] [Google] [Spotify]
  • "Waterfalls" [Amazon] [Apple] [Google] [Spotify]
  • Pluto TV
  • Tucker and Dale vs Evil [IMDB]
  • Geek & Sundry
  • Thinknoodles
  • Re: "Wolves" - Justin was thinking of Lucas Till's face.
  • Dan's video [Youtube]
  • Phil's video [Youtube]

    • 1 hr 31 min
  • Ep. 21: I'm Fickle, So Whatevs (aka Have Some Toast)

    2018 has been an exceptionally toasty dumpster fire. Join us as we talk about what we've been up to lately. Movie dates! Death and sadness! Dan and Phil! All this and more in our last episode of the year.



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • The Pirate Movie (IMDB)
  • The Pirate Movie reaction thing I mentioned (Youtube)
  • Team Rocket
  • The hives pic that matched my mystery itch
  • You Can't See Me
  • Interactive Introverts
  • Dan's Spotify Playlist
  • Welcome to the Black Parade (Youtube)
  • Love's Coming (IMDB)
  • Superfruit (Youtube)
  • Pottercast
  • "We All Lift Together" video (Youtube)
  • David Byrne's Colbert performance
  • "The Dresden Files" (IMDB) | (Books)
  • Neil Grayston
  • Zach Kornfeld
  • Tales of Zesteria X (IMDB)
  • The nosebleed thing (TV Tropes)
  • The Phantom Time Hypothesis
  • Cooking With Marshmello (Youtube)
  • Buzzfeed 7-Eleven (Youtube)
  • Wolves (IMDB)
  • The Interstellar Age...
  • The Epiphany Machine
  • Dreamboy Podcast
  • Bong Appetit (Viceland)

    • Did some digging on Dani's David Byrne comment. From Wikipedia: "Like Humans Do" is the fourth track from David Byrne's 2001 album Look into the Eyeball and was also released as a single that year. The radio edit version of the song (which omits the line referring to cannabis) was selected by Microsoft as the sample music for Windows XP to demonstrate the new Windows Media Player.

    Further enable our tea and transport fix:

  • Adagio
  • Our Uber code: 4lhih
    • 1 hr 47 min
  • ...Fruity and Asian [Update]

    The year's been an absolute cluster. The intro bit is a downer, but I promise the rest of the episode is upbeat from that point. Hang in there.



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • Love, Simon
  • "Two Canadians and an Australian" [Youtube]
  • Sword Art Online: Ordinal Scale
  • What the Duck the Series [MyDramaList]

    • **This isn't a comprehensive list by any means, but it does include numbers for the majority of our listeners (based on basic data from our hosting company).
    US: National Suicide Prevention Lifeline [1-800-273-8255]
    || Youth-aimed: TrevorLifeline [866-488-7386]
    || Trans-aimed: Trans Lifeline [877-565-8860]

    UK: Samaritans [116 123]

    Canada: Crisis Services Canada [1-833-456-4566]
    || Trans-aimed: Trans Lifeline [877-330-6366]

    Mexico: [525-510-2550] (Admittedly, I have very little info on this one and the people behind it, but the number itself popped up on nearly every page I could find regarding lifelines in Mexico.)

    Japan: TELL Lifeline [03-5774-0992]

    China: Beijing SRPC Hotline [Landline: 800-810-1117 / Cell: 010-82951332]




    *For the record, the drink was called Jurassic Island.

    30 min
  • Matzo Ball Madness [aka The Xmas Update]

    Fashionably late, as usual. Recorded on Christmas (2017). Hear Dani wrap things! Hear me boil water! Rejoice in the heavenly sounds of a creaking floor!



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • History: Kwanzaa
  • Ongline Podcast
  • Background on the food/sex thing...
  • COSI After Dark
  • American Museum of Natural History
  • Wiki: Foucault pendulum
  • Aurora
  • A&R Music Bar
  • The White Rabbit is no more...
  • Re: The Greece comment
  • Re: Jonghyun of Shinee [Video]
  • Reply All #44
  • Re: The banana thing
  • The lamp
  • Last Podcast on the Left

    • "Mining by Moonlight"

    Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
    Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0
    http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

    1 hr 17 min
  • Update: Falling Apart and Nanny Farts

    Yes, we're alive. Here's a quick "Welcome to 2017" sort of thing. Thanks for listening! (*insert celebratory butt shake here*)



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • Film Riot
  • iCandy
  • Tina thrashing
  • The Nanny fart screencap

    • 7 min
  • Out and About 17: Loreena at The Palace Theatre

    We saw Loreena McKennitt at The Palace Theatre in Columbus. Here's our little post-show recap, courtesy of our luscious voices and my phone.



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • The Palace Theatre
  • Loreena McKennitt
  • Brian Hughes
  • Caroline Lavelle
  • LeVeque Tower
  • Jeff Wayne's The War of the Worlds
  • A crevasse
  • A cravat
  • A cummerbund

    • Side note: 'The Old Ways' is the song I was trying to get Dani to name for me. -- Listen/Purchase: [Amazon][iTunes][Google][Spotify]

    Crevasse photo credit: nichols.edu

    Cravat photo credit: cravat-club.com
    Cummerbund photo credit: johnlewis.com

    Further enable our tea fix: Adagio

    14 min
  • Ep. 20: Shorts Are Stupid and So Are You

    In this episode, we catch you up on the events of our lives since our January episode, Justin is all hot and grumpy, Dani continues to abuse Justin at every turn, and we both get lost in furries and meatasauruses. All this and more! What do you have to lose? Listen now!



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • Deadpool (movie)
  • Lucas (Youtube)
  • MatPat (Youtube)
  • Matthew Santoro (Youtube)
  • Distorted View
  • John Ong
  • Pottercast
  • Stardew Sam
  • Stardew Valley
  • Double Comfort
  • Hawaiian Delight (Amazon)
  • Tyson dinosaurs
  • Dragoncon
  • Anthrocon
  • ERASED
  • Magnolia Thunderpussy
  • Pokemon Go
  • D.A.R.E.
  • Giant Bombcast
  • Digimon (IMDB)
  • Monster Rancher (IMDB)
  • King Vitaman
  • Moxie
  • Ingress
  • Highbanks Metro Park
  • Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (Amazon)
  • Superfruit (YouTube)
  • Pentatonix
  • Carina Round
  • "Into My Blood" (Amazon) | (iTunes) | (Google Play)
  • Aurora
  • "Runaway" (Amazon) | (iTunes) | (Google Play)
  • Rainy Cocoa (show)
  • "Rainy Cocoa" (Amazon) | (iTunes) | (Google Play)
  • The Barrel & Bottle
  • "History of the North Market"
  • Rocket Fizz (Columbus)

    • Further enable our tea, snack and transport fix:

  • Adagio
  • Our Uber code: 4lhih
    • 1 hr 28 min
  • Ep. 19: Ten Years of This Nonsense

    It's a 10th anniversary special of sorts, without being all that special. We talk about our North Market wanderings, Justin's newfound booze deity, nerdy fun after dark, and our plans for 2016!



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • MSI train story
  • Navy Pier Ferris wheel story
  • Dos Hermanos
  • The Barrel and Bottle
  • Sam Sheffer (Periscope)
  • WineStation (video)
  • Pamela
  • St. Germain
  • COSI After Dark
  • Van de Graaff generator
  • Inkubus Sukkubus
  • John Ong
  • The Guardtower
  • Baldur's Gate: Enhanced Edition
  • Blackstar (Amazon)
  • Blackstar (iTunes)
  • Blackstar (Google Play)
  • Blackstar (music video)

    • Further enable our tea, snack and transport fix:

  • Adagio
  • Graze
  • Our Uber code: 4lhih
    • 1 hr 31 min
  • Out and About 16: The Martian at Easton Town Center

    Just a quick little Out and About recorded while waiting for our Uber driver after seeing The Martian at AMC Easton Town Center. (Spoilers are so minor, they're not even worth being called spoilers. No worries.)



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • The Martian (film)
  • Andy Weir ("The Martian" author)
  • "The Martian" (book)
  • Personally, I love the audiobook
  • AMC Easton
  • How to pronounce 'Chiwetel Ejiofor'
  • Don't worry, Chiwetel doesn't blame you
  • Easton Town Center
  • Tom Papa

    • 7 min

About Elfchild's Panda Show

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Meet Justin and Daniel. They've been together for a billion years. Justin curses a lot and says things that make him seem like a jerk, but he's a pretty nice guy. Daniel is just as awesomely friendly…