Elfchild's Panda Show

I can't remember exactly when this was recorded, but it wasn't too long ago. Sit. Have some tea. Listen to my voice over the soothing sounds of explosions, arrows and the final exclamations of tiny video game people. **This episode is a cross post. If you listen to both of my shows, you'll see this episode in both feeds.

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Two months ago, we wandered to the gay pride parade/festival. Recorded during our lunch at North Market in Columbus, this episode is a wee bit noisy. Hopefully, you'll like it anyway. Also, I [Justin] curse a lot more than usual in this one. So... you know... that's a thing.

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Twitter (Justin) - https://twitter.com/justinthemighty

Steam (Justin) - http://steamcommunity.com/id/purplepants

Links:

North Market - http://www.northmarket.com/

Columbus Pride - http://www.columbuspride.org/

Senor Don Gato - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senor_Don_Gato_(song)

Repo! The Genetic Opera - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0963194/

Father Ted (clip) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e9Y023-mnc

Carpe Diem - http://www.carpediem.com/en

Ted Koppel - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Koppel

Chad Johnson - http://twit.tv/people/chad-omgchad-johnson

Earth, Wind and Fire - http://www.earthwindandfire.com

Walter Mercado - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Mercado

Drinky bird - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drinking_bird

We were hanging about at North Market a month or two ago and had a chat about racism, stereotypes, Canadians and cannibalistic chocolatey goodness. Enjoy!

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Twitter (Justin) - https://twitter.com/justinthemighty

Steam (Justin) - http://steamcommunity.com/id/purplepants

Blog - http://hippiemoo.com

Links:

North Market - http://www.northmarket.com/

Greg Proops - http://www.gregproops.com/

XE - http://www.xe.com/

Craigslist Joe - http://www.craigslistjoe.com/

Craigslist - http://craigslist.org

Will and Grace - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0157246/

Sally Jesse (Twitter) - https://twitter.com/SJRaphael

Pick Up the Phone (ad) - http://youtu.be/tKdlb5yv5xo

Nibiru - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_cataclysm

Dane Cook candy joke - http://youtu.be/SpaKqcHP0eQ

NRAO / VLA - http://www.vla.nrao.edu/

Timbits - http://www.timhortons.com/us/en/menu/timbits.html

Bubbles - https://www.facebook.com/BubblesTeaJuice

Unedited album art credit:

http://www.sxc.hu/profile/AndrewMark

Listen to us talk a little about our hatred of families and the hobo transport, our approval of the subway and fat pigeons, and the joy of apartment buildings talking back to us. Also, enjoy the constant hum of the city through the open window. (Sorry. It didn't sound quite that noisy to our ears while recording. You can actually hear exactly when I [Justin] reposition the mic away from the fire escape.)

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Links:

HP Exhibition -- http://www.discoverytsx.com/

SnackBox -- http://www.snackboxnyc.com/

Earthcam -- http://www.earthcam.com

American Museum of Natural History -- http://www.amnh.org/

One World Trade Center -- http://onewtc.com/

Fiore's Pizza -- http://www.orderfiorespizza.com/

Mountain Mama's -- http://www.kayakwheeling.com/

Bananas in Pajamas (wiki) -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bananas_in_Pyjamas

ReBoot (wiki) -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ReBoot

Ace Lightning -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ace_Lightning

Pauly Shore -- http://paulyshore.com/

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos -- https://twitter.com/Tsoukalos

Netscape Navigator (wiki) -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Netscape_Navigator

Opera -- http://www.opera.com

Orkut -- http://www.orkut.com

Downcast -- http://www.downcastapp.com/

TWiT -- http://twit.tv

Andy Ihnatko -- https://twitter.com/Ihnatko

Audio:

"Gypsy of New York City" by Maria Rose and the Swiss Kicks (https://www.facebook.com/MariaRoseKicks)

Special thanks...

The people of Fiore's for the weird, tasty pizza delivery (our first proper meal in town) and to the guys at SnackBox on Broadway and 46th for the milkshakes. Mmm... milkshakes.

In December, wayyyyyyy back in the year 2012, we recorded an episode for you guys. Then, as we do, we sort of forgot about it. But I (Justin) eventually remembered and have uploaded it for your listening pleasure. In this episode, we discuss four films we saw recently(ish) and act like the loopy, sleepy fartnuggets we are.

Download link: http://traffic.libsyn.com/theburrow/eps13post_96.mp3

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00:01:27 - Theme song / official start

00:05:33 - "Selling ourselves short since 2006!"

00:10:02 - SPOILER MARK - Looper

00:12:00 - The character's name is Joe.

00:13:37 - Freud would have something to say about that.

00:25:45 - It all comes back to Harry Potter.

00:32:15 - DO NOT LISTEN TO JUSTIN!

00:36:34 - I smell an Urban Dictionary entry.

00:37:52 - SPOILER MARK - Silent Hill: Revelation

00:44:20 - Justin will never be a city councilman now...

00:45:09 - ...in Columbus or Paris, apparently.

00:46:54 - I believe I'm referring to 'The Changeling' (1980) here.

00:50:10 - FrightFearLand, by the way.

01:03:58 - SPOILER MARK - The Perks of Being a Wallflower

01:14:08 - SPOILER MARK - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey

01:25:33 - The wizard in question is Radagast the Brown.

01:34:45 - Tom Petty and the Hobbitbreakers...

01:38:35 - Did we mention that Justin is immature?

01:39:36 - *insert Shrek reference here*

The Movies:

Looper - http://www.loopermovie.com/site/

The Perks of Being a Wallflower - http://perks-of-being-a-wallflower.com/

Silent Hill: Revelation 3D - https://www.facebook.com/SilentHillRevelation

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey - http://www.thehobbit.com/

Links:

Warehouse 13 - http://www.syfy.com/warehouse13/

Tech News Today - http://twit.tv/tnt

Smodcast - http://smodcast.com/

Dots - http://www.tootsie.com/products.php?pid=129

Drink 'Til We're Funny - http://www.dtwfpodcast.com/

Frasier - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106004/

Vampire: The Masquerade - http://www.vampirethemasquerade.com/

See's Candy - http://www.sees.com/

Penn and Teller - http://www.pennandteller.com/

Bill Miller - http://www.billmillerbbq.com/

Comic-Con - http://www.comic-con.org/

Dragon*Con - http://www.dragoncon.org/

FrightFearLand gameplay video - http://youtu.be/0VtK4IWin6o

The Perks of Being a Wallflower (book) - http://www.amazon.com/dp/1451696191

The Hobbit (book) - http://www.amazon.com/dp/061815082X

Maximum Overdrive - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499

Tom Petty - http://www.tompetty.com

Columbus Museum of Art - http://www.columbusmuseum.org/

Music:

The "Girl from Ipanema" clip in this episode was found on Youtube. (http://youtu.be/rHkjee64ezM)

Buy the "Misty Mountains" tune!

---> Amazon (www.amazon.com/dp/B00A8Z6M5E)

---> iTunes (http://bit.ly/ZfTU0y)

"Middle Earth Bragging Song" by Marc Gunn (http://marcgunn.com/)

This was recorded about a month ago at Pochi Tea Station in Columbus. We had some bubble tea, ate some snacks and tried to plan out the rest of our day.

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Music:

Well... we have no idea who to credit. The music was being played in Pochi and wasn't actually added by us, so we don't know who the performers are. If you know, let us know and we'll add them to the shownotes on the website.

In this rather lengthy Out and About episode, Justin and Dani head out to see "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" and "Dark Shadows". Justin forgets how to breathe properly, questions Ed Wynn's level of deadness, and aims to hit the mattress with Dame Helen Mirren. Dani tries his best not to encourage Justin in any way. Enjoy the show!

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Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow

Twitter (Justin) - https://twitter.com/justinthemighty

Music within:

"The Monkey With the Golden Fez" by Clouseaux (http://www.clouseaux.com/)

"Penguins Are Disgusting" by The Chris Waffle Experience (http://www.hotwafflesmusic.com/category/cwe/)

"The Lonely Man Theme" by Joe Harnell

The chant heard twice in the recording (part of 'The Dark Knight Rises') was found at this YouTube link. -- http://youtu.be/qBZ9i5BNjvE

The closing bit is an excerpt from an episode of Hollywood Babble-On. (http://smodcast.com)

Links:

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (book) -- http://amazon.com/dp/0446563080

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (film) -- http://imdb.com/title/tt1611224/

Roger Daltry -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Daltrey

Adam West -- http://www.adamwest.com/

Adventure Time -- http://imdb.com/title/tt1305826/

Dark Shadows (film) -- http://imdb.com/title/tt1077368/

Dark Shadows (series) -- http://imdb.com/title/tt0059978/

Syfy -- http://syfy.com

Manimal -- http://imdb.com/title/tt0085051/

Animorphs -- http://theoneandonlyivan.com/

Ed Wynn -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Wynn

Abe Vigoda -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Vigoda

Sally Ride -- http://www.jsc.nasa.gov/Bios/htmlbios/ride-sk.html

Marlee Matlin -- http://www.marleematlinsite.com/

Andie MacDowell -- http://imdb.com/name/nm0000510/

Eliza Dushku -- https://twitter.com/elizadushku

Dame Helen Mirren -- http://www.helenmirren.com/

Dame Judi Dench -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judi_Dench

George Hamilton -- http://imdb.com/name/nm0001313/

Lucy Lawless -- http://imdb.com/name/nm0005128

Countess Elizabeth Bathory -- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Bathory

In this disastrous add-on to our most recent episode, we discuss our outing to see 'Titanic' in all it's IMAX-y, 3D glory. Bear with us-- this one sucks a bit.

Contact:

Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268

Email - [email protected]

Site - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

Music:

"Ginger Pants" by Autorotation (http://autorotation.org)

Album art:

http://www.sxc.hu/profile/djnorway

This episode is a magical romp! A romp, I say! Okay... perhaps it's not all that magical, but we head off to the zoo in this one, which is pretty cool. Field trip!

Contact:

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Site - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

ACT I (00:18)

00:01:30 -- Should Dani go to the bank?

00:06:00 -- We repeat: We can't help you with that

00:07:30 -- How I truly met your mother...

00:08:25 -- Gay, racist and nerdy

00:11:05 -- Hello, lesbians...

00:13:06 -- Sound advice

ACT II (15:26)

00:18:10 -- Justin is clearly schizophrenic

00:21:35 -- Kind sir, is that slip Freudian?

00:24:28 -- Cotton candy gets you Dani

00:28:10 -- Justin is definitely schizophrenic

00:28:29 -- It doesn't even shock Dani anymore...

00:31:50 -- Where is this analogy taking us?

ACT III (45:16)

00:48:55 -- Pros: Quick access to face-slashing critters

00:50:35 -- Dani is an otter

00:51:54 -- Truth

00:52:43 -- Best. Parent. Ever.

ACT IV (53:27)

00:56:25 -- For our Mexican listeners

01:01:47 -- Much like reality...

01:05:02 -- Common stroke symptom...

01:09:12 -- I. Have. Spoken.

Links (Mentioned):

Sour Patch Kids - http://www.sourpatch.com/

Screaming Jelly Babies - http://youtu.be/410b79CPqP0

Grindr - http://grindr.com/

Roku - http://www.roku.com/

TED Talks - http://www.ted.com/talks

'How I Met Your Mother' - http://www.cbs.com/shows/how_i_met_your_mother/

Angry Birds - http://www.angrybirds.com/

MC Frontalot - http://frontalot.com

Sailor Moon - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailor_Moon

Harry Potter - http://www.harrypotter.com

Dippin' Dots - http://www.dippindots.com

"Earth Intruders" - http://youtu.be/j1Q9ppPPHjU

'Probed: Signals' - http://www.youtube.com/user/probedsignals

'Chronicle' - http://www.facebook.com/Chronicle

'Journey 2' - http://www.themysteriousisland.com/

'The Hunger Games' - http://www.thehungergamesmovie.com/

The Allstate Commercial - http://youtu.be/k9EBcNEKkcY

The Leaky Cauldron - http://the-leaky-cauldron.org

Melissa Anelli - http://penbitten.com/

Fallout: New Vegas - http://fallout.bethsoft.com/

Tron - http://disney.go.com/tron/

Boone's Farm - http://www.gallo.com

Courvoisier - http://courvoisier.com/us/

Tim Tams - http://arnotts.com/our-products/products/arnotts-tim-tam.aspx

Blinky Bill - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0343229/

Bananas in Pajamas - http://www.abc.net.au/abcforkids/sites/bananasinpyjamas/

Round the Twist - http://www.roundthetwist.com

"Without my pants" - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0690378/

OGLAF - http://oglaf.com/

G4 - http://www.g4tv.com/

Blair Herter - https://twitter.com/#!/blairherter

Kevin Pereira - https://twitter.com/#!/kpereira

Olivia Munn - https://twitter.com/#!/oliviamunn

Poochare Video - http://www.g4tv.com/videos/36484/kevin-eats-dog-food/

Intro:

"Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy

Music by Parry Gripp (http://parrygripp.com):

"Boogie Woogie Hedgehog"

"Justin Bieber and Spaghetti Cat"

"Up Butt Coconut"

Album art:

http://www.sxc.hu/profile/djnorway

Here's the recording from our most recent movie date night, which we thankfully finished BEFORE our Yellow Cab fail rage set in. (PS: Sorry for the annoying audio quality.)

Contact:

Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268

Email - [email protected]

Site - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

Links:

AMC Cinemas - http://www.amctheatres.com/

Beauty and the Beast - http://disney.go.com/beauty-and-the-beast/

Hugo - http://www.hugomovie.com/

Pac-Man - http://pacman.com/en/

Sonic the Hedgehog - http://www.sonicthehedgehog.com/

Manchester United - http://www.manutd.com

Stephen Hawking - http://www.hawking.org.uk/

Audio:

"Impossible Pineapple Pt. 2" by The Superfantastics

(http://www.thesuperfantastics.com)

"Lucifer" by SHINee (http://shinee.smtown.com/)

Special thanks...

To Adam, for offering to assist us when the cab company f*cked up (despite being sick). And to Stephen Hawking, since I (Justin) later realized that the bit in which I'm speaking about Stephen came across as more mean than funny. I wasn't trying to be an asshole and I genuinely think Stephen is pretty awesome.