Elfchild's Panda Show

Elfchild's Panda Show

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Elfchild's Panda Show episodes

  • Out and About: 7 - Dani is the Harold to Justin's Kumar
    Justin and Dani venture out to the AMC Lennox Town Center 24 to see, of all things, A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas. Bask in our parking lot banter and inhale the smoke of our post-movie joy.
    Contact:
    Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268
    Site - http://blog.hippiemoo.com
    Links:
    Harold and Kumar - http://haroldandkumar.warnerbros.com
    Bill and Ted/Wyld Stallyns - http://bit.ly/wyldwik
    Transformers - http://bit.ly/tranwik
    Captain Morgan - http://www.captainmorgan.com
    Twilight - http://bit.ly/twitardwik
    Necco - http://www.necco.com/
    Home Alone - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099785/
    Joe Pesci - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000582/
    Audio:
    H+K Clip - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYAC17CBDUg
    Team Rocket Clip - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLrmMe6SYEU
    16 min
  • Out and About: 6 - The Tensuke Loitering Project
    We sit just outside Tensuke Market like a couple of bums, talking about our random purchases and making random statements while waiting for our taxi. As usual, it results in Justin bashing the innocent people of Ohio. Good times.
    Contact:
    Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268
    Site - http://blog.hippiemoo.com
    Links:
    Tensuke - http://tensukemarket.com/
    'Sabrina' trophy man - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0393268/
    The man 'Sabrina' faught - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0846480/
    An Example of the "Asian Fauxhawk" - http://bit.ly/aznhawk
    Smart car - http://www.smart.com
    Prius - http://www.toyota.com/prius-hybrid/
    Alfred Lord Tennyson - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred,_Lord_Tennyson
    Music Heard Within:
    "Drunken Sailor" by Blaggards (http://blaggards.com/)
    26 min
  • Out and About: 5 - Captain America and Steve Jobs
    Captain America, the death of Steve Jobs, "ethnic" food rejection, inability to control your breathing rate while talking, and being distracted by something that might be cake.
    Contact:
    Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268
    Site - http://blog.hippiemoo.com
    Links:
    Captain America - http://captainamerica.marvel.com/
    Apple - http://www.apple.com
    Sean Connery - http://www.seanconnery.com/
    Leo Laporte / TWiT Network - http://twit.tv
    Creative MuVo - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0000CD0F4
    Dharma and Greg - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118303/
    Archer - http://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/originals/archer/
    The Walking Dead - http://www.amctv.com/shows/the-walking-dead
    ODB - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ol'_Dirty_Bastard
    Snoop - http://www.snoopdogg.com/
    Pimping the Podcasts:
    Zillacast - http://www.zillafag.com/
    Girl on Guy with Aisha Tyler - http://www.girlonguy.net
    Music Heard Within:
    "Zydrate Anatomy" from Repo! The Genetic Opera
    24 min
  • Episode 11 (Pt.3): Movies of 2010: The Upheaval
    It's here! It's finally here! (Please try to contain your enthusiasm, so as to not stain the carpets. Thanks.) The final part of our long-running, seemingly neverending "Movies of 2010" series is here. Join us as we talk far longer than intended, just as we did with the previous two episodes. (Consistency! Huzzah! w00t! And so forth.)
    00:00:21 - Pre-Intro Intro
    00:02:16 - Official Start (Intro)
    00:07:29 - UK Riots
    00:15:48 - Spoiler Mark - A Nightmare on Elm Street
    00:25:34 - Spoiler Mark - Toy Story 3
    00:34:40 - Spoiler Mark - Harry Brown
    00:38:22 - Spoiler Mark - The Last Airbender
    00:53:36 - Spoiler Mark - Despicable Me
    00:57:53 - Spoiler Mark - The Sorcerer's Apprentice
    01:06:18 - Spoiler Mark - Shutter Island
    01:27:56 - Spoiler Mark - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
    01:48:31 - End of Spoilers
    Contact Stuff:
    Justin on Twitter - twitter.com/justinthemighty
    Justin on Formspring - formspring.me/justinthemighty
    Dani on Twitter - twitter.com/danielthetrue
    The Panda Show on Twitter - twitter.com/pandashow
    Voicemail: 909-742-9268
    Site: http://blog.hippiemoo.com
    Links:
    Catch A Looter - http://catchalooter.tumblr.com/
    Crimestoppers UK form - http://bit.ly/riot555
    Crimestoppers UK line - 0800 555 111
    The Big Bang Theory - http://www.cbs.com/primetime/big_bang_theory/
    gregeichelberger's IMDB review - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1130884/reviews-196
    Harry Potter (films) - http://www.harrypotter.com
    J.K. Rowling - http://www.jkrowling.com
    Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction? - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138956/
    Audi - http://www.audiusa.com
    Music Heard Within:
    "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy
    "D'Oreste_D'Adjace" by Aesma Daeva (http://www.aesmadaeva.com)
    "My Dad is Rich" by Draco and the Malfoys (http://www.evilwizardrock.com/)
    Added Thanks:
    All of our awesome listeners (mostly for downloading three of the most annoyingly large files we've ever put out).
    Added note:
    The "Bazinga!" heard within is an excerpt from the CBS show 'The Big Bang Theory'.
    1 hr 55 min
  • Leaving Hogwarts
    My slightly rant-y account of what Harry Potter has meant to me.
    Special thanks (of course) to J.K. Rowling. -- http://www.jkrowling.com
    The musical bits at the beginning and end are excerpts from "Prologue" and "Leaving Hogwarts" from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack. You should go buy it. :)
    Amazon.com: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001239NDO
    Overstock.com: http://www.overstock.com/67418/product.html
    Buy.com: http://www.buy.com/prod/q/loc/109/60507448.html
    iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/harry-potter-sorcerers-stone/id89286124
    19 min
  • Episode 11 (Pt.2): Movies of 2010: The Undeadening
    In this episode, we discuss: Alice in Wonderland, Youth in Revolt, The Book of Eli, Easy A, Kick-Ass, Salt, Iron Man 2, Shrek Forever After and Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. Enjoy!
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    00:00:27 - Official Start
    00:18:53 - Voicemail: Derek
    00:19:45 - Voicemail: David
    00:21:26 - Spoiler Mark - Alice in Wonderland
    00:35:01 - Spoiler Mark - Youth in Revolt
    00:44:10 - Spoiler Mark - The Book of Eli
    00:59:39 - Spoiler Mark - Easy A
    01:12:53 - Spoiler Mark - Kick-Ass
    01:30:28 - Spoiler Mark - Salt
    01:38:37 - Spoiler Mark - Iron Man 2
    01:47:44 - Spoiler Mark - Shrek Forever After
    02:00:50 - Spoiler Mark - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
    02:14:52 - Spoiler Free Zone
    02:22:29 - End Music
    Contact Stuff:
    Justin on Twitter - twitter.com/justinthemighty
    Justin on Formspring - formspring.me/justinthemighty
    Dani on Twitter - twitter.com/danielthetrue
    The Panda Show on Twitter - twitter.com/pandashow
    Voicemail: 909-742-9268
    Site: http://blog.hippiemoo.com
    Links:
    Ohio State University - http://www.osu.edu/
    Canada - http://www.canada.gc.ca
    Elijah Wood - http://is.gd/gswood
    John Waters ('stache) - http://is.gd/gswaters
    Samantha Brown - http://www.travelchannel.com/TV_Shows/Samantha_Brown
    Craigslist - http://www.craigslist.org
    MTV - http://www.mtv.com
    Jim Carrey's suit - http://is.gd/gschroma
    Youth in Revolt (Book) - http://www.amazon.com/dp/0385481969
    Prion disease - http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvrd/prions/
    The Scarlet Letter (Book)- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scarlet_Letter
    Dawson's Creek - http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/dawson/
    Asperger Syndrome - http://www.ninds.nih.gov/disorders/asperger/detail_asperger.htm
    Mark Millar/Kick-Ass - http://www.millarworld.tv/
    Congenital Insensitivity to Pain - http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18808773
    Trololo Man - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwGFalTRHDA
    Lockheed C-130 Hercules - http://is.gd/gsc130
    Elijah Rumpel - http://is.gd/gsrumpel
    "Molly... you in danger, girl!" - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqLMrX4U1U8
    Bryan Lee O'Malley/Scott Pilgrim - http://www.scottpilgrim.com/
    Other Films Briefly Mentioned (In Case You Care):
    Death at a Funeral (2010) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1321509/
    Unthinkable (2010) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914863/
    The Ring (2002) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298130/
    Paper Heart (2009) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1331064/
    Juno (2007) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467406/
    Sixteen Candles (1984) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088128/
    The Breakfast Club (1985) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088847/
    Ghost Rider (2007) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259324/
    National Treasure (Franchise) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Treasure_(franchise)
    X-Men (Franchise) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-Men_(film_series)
    X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458525/
    Thor (2011) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0800369/
    Nick Fury (2014) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0482631/
    The Avengers (2012) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0848228/
    Shrek (Franchise) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shrek_(film_series)
    The Chronicles of Narnia (Franchise) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronicles_of_Narnia_(film)
    Austin Powers (Franchise) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_Powers_(film_series)
    Harry Potter (Franchise) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter_(film_series)
    The Mask (1994) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110475/
    Ghost (1990) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099653/
    Music Heard Within:
    "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy
    "Mariner's Lament" by Christopher Brown/Rough Sax (http://is.gd/gschris)
    "Half-Hearted Stab" by Big Mountain Fudge Cake (http://www.bigmountainfudgecake.com/)
    Added Thanks:
    The ghost of Henry Deringer.
    Some Audio Edited From Sources Below:
    http://youtube.com/WaltDisneyStudiosNL
    http://youtube.com/mantorkel
    http://youtube.com/LionsgateLIVE
    http://youtube.com/SonyPicsUK
    http://youtube.com/MARVEL
    http://youtube.com/DreamworksAnimation
    http://youtube.com/bros4lief (yes, it's lief)
    2 hr 23 min
  • Episode 11 (Pt.1): Movies of 2010: The Birth
    AKA the longest two hours and twenty-five minutes of your life! The horror! The unspeakable horror! :) Okay... not really. It's actually quite fun. The recording ran long and I (Justin) decided to keep it in one piece because the whole affair will already be a multi-part batch of goodness when we're finished talking about the other movies on our magical little list. This episode includes the first seven films we decided to discuss. More info below.
    00:05:24 - Voicemail: Heather
    00:06:36 - Voicemail: Jacob
    00:07:44 - Theme Song / Official Beginning
    00:11:03 - Spoiler Mark - Resident Evil: Afterlife
    00:43:44 - Spoiler Mark - Tron: Legacy
    01:11:35 - Spoiler Mark - Diary of a Wimpy Kid
    01:17:22 - Spoiler Mark - Megamind
    01:33:52 - Spoiler Mark - RED
    01:42:32 - Spoiler Mark - The Social Network
    01:50:16 - Spoiler Mark - Inception
    02:24:13 - Ending Song / Official End
    Links:
    Brodyquest - http://youtu.be/ygI-2F8ApUM
    James O'Barr - http://www.facebook.com/pages/James-OBarr/89608286595
    The Crow: Stairway to Heaven - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0166425/
    Othello - http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00004TQMQ
    Dax - http://memory-alpha.org/wiki/Jadzia_Dax
    The F*cking Kelly/O'Connor Ad - http://youtu.be/sXksZAKzJpc
    Lola - http://www.lolavfx.com
    Lordi - http://www.lordi.fi/
    Tiger Beat - www.bopandtigerbeat.com
    Steve Irwin Toy - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000NDMAI4
    Other Films Briefly Mentioned (In Case You Care):
    White Chicks (2005) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0381707/
    Final Destination (2000) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0195714/
    Mortal Kombat (1995) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113855/
    Alien vs. Predator (2004) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0370263/
    Death Race (2008) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452608/
    James Bond (Franchise) - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond_(film_series)
    The Crow (1994) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109506/
    The Crow (2013) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1340094/
    One Hour Photo (2002) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0265459/
    The A-Team (2010) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0429493/
    The Hangover (2009) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1119646/
    Arthur (1981) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082031/
    Arthur (2011) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1334512/
    Born to Be Wild 3D (2011) - http://www.imax.com/borntobewild/
    Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073629/
    Clue (1985) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088930/
    (Film list continued on the blog. Truncated per iTunes summary limit.)
    Music Heard Within:
    "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy
    "Making Love" by Von Von Von
    Additional music by Andrew Potterton @ Soundsnap
    Added Thanks:
    Jacob, Heather, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    Some Audio Edited From Sources Below:
    http://Youtube.com/Tron
    http://Youtube.com/TheatreMob
    http://Youtube.com/ClevverMovies
    http://Youtube.com/SonyPicsUK
    http://IGN.com
    http://TheMovieBox.net
    Contact Stuff:
    Justin on Twitter - twitter.com/justinthemighty
    Justin on Formspring - formspring.me/justinthemighty
    Dani on Twitter - twitter.com/danielthetrue
    The Panda Show on Twitter - twitter.com/pandashow
    Voicemail: 909-742-9268
    Site: http://blog.hippiemoo.com
    2 hr 26 min
  • Episode 10: Hootie Lovin' Vegans
    Lazy Justin is lazy. [I truly am.] No real description this time around, except to say that this episode was recorded at a little table in the North Market building (Columbus, Ohio). Enjoy the Chinese baby sprinkles!
    Luna Vachon/Found at http://www.lethalwow.com:
    http://www.entertheburrow.com/pandashow/pix/ep10_luna.jpg
    Kate Mulgrew/Found at http://undergroundsky.wordpress.com
    http://www.entertheburrow.com/pandashow/pix/ep10_kate.jpg
    Links:
    North Market - http://www.northmarket.com
    A Touch of Earth - http://www.northmarket.com/meet-the-market/merchants/a-touch-of-earth
    Hubert's Polish Kitchen - http://www.northmarket.com/meet-the-market/merchants/huberts-polish-kitchen
    Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams - http://www.jenisicecreams.com/
    Gogol Bordello - http://www.gogolbordello.com
    Zane Lamprey - http://www.zanelamprey.com
    Kate Mulgrew - http://www.totallykate.com
    Rocky Horror Picture Show - http://www.rockyhorror.com
    Article on Ridiculous F*cktard Bill - http://bit.ly/hBH4ts
    Music Heard Within:
    "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy
    "Overworld" from Super Mario World -- Legal time! Property of Nintendo and/or Koji Kondo. We have no affiliation whatsoever with either. (We really do love the game though.)
    Additional Thanks:
    The momma cannon, who has fibromyalgia and can't work. Oh, and Grilled Cheesus. He's the man.
    Contact Stuff:
    Justin on Twitter - twitter.com/justinthemighty
    Justin on Formspring - formspring.me/justinthemighty
    Dani on Twitter - twitter.com/danielthetrue
    The Panda Show on Twitter - twitter.com/pandashow
    Voicemail: 909-742-9268
    Site: http://blog.hippiemoo.com
    50 min
  • Out and About: 4 - The Green Hornet at Lennox
    And so... off we went on one of our fairly rare outings as a couple. I (Justin) don't care for opening weekend showings, but Dani really wanted to get out of the apartment today. While waiting for the movie to start, we had the brief little chat heard here.
    Note: These were pulled from my phone, so they're in the format in which iPhones record the memos (m4a). I could have converted them to mp3, but... um... I didn't. :)
    5 min

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Meet Justin and Daniel. They've been together for a billion years. Justin curses a lot and says things that make him seem like a jerk, but he's a pretty nice guy. Daniel is just as awesomely friendly…