Elfchild's Panda Show

We were making an attempt at a small impromptu recording... until SHE arrived. (*insert ominous music here*)

Note: These were pulled from my phone, so they're in the format iPhones record the memos in (m4a). I could have converted them to mp3, but... um... I didn't. :)

The first of our shorty recordings. We (that would be us) went to Movie Tavern to see some flicks. (A date! w00t!) "Year One" was new for both of us, and we saw "Star Trek" as well (1st time for Dani, 2nd time for Justin). This is just a few random seconds in the lobby while we waited. Oh, for the record, "Star Trek" is even more fun when you have a few drinks in you.

Note: These were pulled from my phone, so they're in the format iPhones record the memos in (m4a). I could have converted them to mp3, but... um... I didn't. :)

There are no creepy Coldplay puppets here.

Notes:

*The poop machine and his successors

*A very gay, very musical episode

*Daniel's mum and Girls Gone Wild?

*The Day The Earth Stood Still / Coraline / Watchmen

*No one got plastered on Xmas, but it was still nice

*Good ol' party plates

*TWO Tips of the Day!

*Our mystery Zune listener is...

*Loading up on Boone's Farm

*Justin practices his Cameron Bright death stare

*Vermont/Iowa legalize it, bitches!

*Justin's saucy mistress

*Shower sex = awkward, good times

*What we're looking forward to

*...and other stuff we're too lazy to add here.

Complete Random Learning Moment of the Day:

Illusions - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvVfcyVCdNA

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Special thanks to Jacob for putting me (Justin) in a happy enough mood to record this mess.

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Stuff/People We Mentioned:

Marilyn Manson - http://www.marilynmanson.com

No Doubt - http://www.nodoubt.com

Bill Nye - http://www.billnye.com

Leo Laporte - http://leoville.com

Jonathan Coulton - http://www.jonathancoulton.com

Shirley Bassey - http://www.dameshirleybassey.com

Lambchop - http://www.lambchop.tv/

eBay - http://www.ebay.com

Revision3 - http://www.revision3.com

Dvorak - http://dvorak.org/blog

Stephen King - http://www.stephenking.com

Dean Koontz - http://www.deankoontz.com

Hetty Wainthropp Investigates - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127376/

The Movies Mentioned:

The Day The Earth Stood Still - http://www.thedaytheearthstoodstillmovie.com

Coraline - http://www.coraline.com

Watchmen - http://watchmenmovie.warnerbros.com

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince - http://www.harrypotter.com

Where The Wild Things Are - http://wherethewildthingsare.warnerbros.com/

Star Trek - http://www.startrekmovie.com

Our Links:

Official Site (http://www.hippiemoo.com)

Libsyn Blog (http://theburrow.libsyn.com)

Elfchild's Panda Show @ Myspace (http://www.myspace.com/pandashow)

Justin @ Twitter (https://twitter.com/justinthemighty)

Daniel @ Twitter (https://twitter.com/danielthetrue)

The Show @ Twitter (https://twitter.com/pandashow)

Justin's Other Gig (http://show.justinthemighty.com)

Youtube (http://www.youtube.com/pandapodcast)

Music:

Theme - "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy

Break - "Linda Linda" by The Blue Hearts

Ending - "Still Alive" by Jonathan Coulton

(And the little bit during Adam's piece was taken from a karaoke version of "Heart-Shaped Glasses" by Marilyn

Manson.)

Thanks for listening (and reading these f*cking long shownotes!)

Der Politekturduckenshowzen

Notes:

*Slowest progression ever!

*Woefully behind the times? Never!

*Unhealthy fascination with Adam's crotch

*CNN: Technopimps Extraordinaire

*Is that you, Boomsheeka?

*We promise to read hate mail.

*We welcome Lady Liberty's copper tits.

*Stroking the Colossus

*Bienvenidos a Sabado Gigante!!!

*Permanently scarred by Graham Norton's Belgian Chocolate

*Delicious radiator omelette recipe

*Have you pre-ordered "Nailin' Palin" yet?

*One word: Taint

*Beefalo?

*Kirstie's ovaries and the immensely popular mooseknuckle

*Completely Random Learning Moment of the Day

*Suck it, England! Where's your Billy Mays?!

*"It all leads back to Daniel's drunken mom."

*Himalayan Whistle Kid Sweatshop Plantation

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Mentioned:

Science Moment of the Day (www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FqLCLooayM)

Michio Kaku (www.mkaku.org)

Congressman Dennis J. Kucinich (kucinich.us)

Univision (www.univision.com)

Telemundo (tv.telemundo.yahoo.com)

Yo Gabba Gabba (www.yogabbagabba.com)

Jonathan Coulton (www.jonathancoulton.com)

G4 (www.g4tv.com)

Miss Carolina Clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww)

Cillit Bang (www.cillitbang.co.uk)

Billy Mays Wiki (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays)

Twitter (www.twitter.com)

TWiT (www.twit.tv)

Leo Laporte (www.leoville.com)

CNN (www.cnn.com)

Our Links:

Official Site (www.hippiemoo.com)

Libsyn Blog (theburrow.libsyn.com)

Elfchild's Panda Show @ Myspace (www.myspace.com/pandashow)

Justin @ Twitter (www.twitter.com/justinthemighty)

Daniel @ Twitter (www.twitter.com/danielthetrue)

Music:

"Oh Canada" by Danny Fong (www.mevio.com/music/?artist_id=864)

"Mr Fancypants" by Jonathan Coulton (www.jonathancoulton.com)

"Smooth Sexy Monkey" by Sausage Boy (sausageboy.songhole.org)

Special thanks to Andrew Potterton and Blastwave FX @ Soundsnap (www.soundsnap.com)

Episode 5: Our Podcast Is A Horcrux

*Justin's paper is extra magical

*The first 70% is always pointless

*Suck it, Hillary... and other things WE missed

*Magic Erase your tension

*Margaritas + Hulk = a decent time for all

*Sell everything to Viacom to avoid confrontation

*Coke binges lead to handheld gaming

*Stealing cheese and killing hookers

*Dani's kidneys are soft and supple

*Going straight

*Domestic abuse has never been more loving

*Apple's vending robot

*LOGO (and the suckage within)

*A list written in shit?

*Fake psychics welcome

*Spray-on glitter connections

*Hi, Gale!

*We don't condone shoving things in your asshole

*"Can you make an anal bottle rocket?"

*Pre-post-show recap time!

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Info:

Email - [email protected]

Official Website - www.hippiemoo.com

Libsyn Blog - theburrow.libsyn.com

Twitter (Justin) - www.twitter.com/justinthemighty

Myspace - www.myspace.com/pandashow

Youtube - www.youtube.com/pandapodcast

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Podcasts Mentioned Within:

DTWF Podcast - www.dtwfpodcast.com

Feast of Fools - www.feastoffools.net

Distorted View Daily - www.distortedview.com

This Week in Tech - www.twit.tv

Zillacast - www.zillafag.com

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Lots of Links (So watch where you click!):

Mr Clean - www.mrclean.com

Movie Tavern - www.movietavern.com

Sony PSP - www.us.playstation.com/PSP

Mister Bill - www.mrbill.com

Blinky Bill - www.imdb.com/title/tt0103837

David the Gnome - www.imdb.com/title/tt0283721

Ratatouille - disney.go.com/disneypictures/ratatouille

GTA: Liberty City Stories - www.rockstargames.com/libertycitystories

The Leaky Cauldron - www.leakynews.com

Coke Blak (France) - www.coca-colablak.fr

TAPS - www.the-atlantic-paranormal-society.com

Swarovski - www.swarovski.com

Mister Potato Head (Hasbro) - www.hasbro.com/playskool/mrpotatohead

Mythbusters - dsc.discovery.com/fansites/mythbusters/mythbusters.html

Hitler Reacts to HBP Delay - www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnt8_okeRA

LOGO - www.logoonline.com

Weezer - www.weezer.com

Adult Swim - www.adultswim.com

ABC Underwear - www.abcunderwear.com

Johnny Dangerous - www.johnnydangerous.net

Amazon - www.amazon.com

Bearforce1 - www.bearforce1.nl

Fiona Apple - www.fiona-apple.com

The Fighting Cocks - www.myspace.com/thefightingcocks

Marilyn Manson - www.marilynmanson.com

Dippin' Dots - www.dippindots.com

Barack Obama - www.barackobama.com

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Music:

Opening Skit: "Jinx! You're Gay!" by Smart Bomb Radio

Theme Song: "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy

Ending Song: "No Candy" by The Fighting Cocks

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Hey there, peeps. Just adding this tiny bit at the bottom here in an attempt to claim our feed @ PodcastAlley.

Just me (Justin, that is) listening to Marc Gunn and letting you guys know a tiny bit of podcast-related info. Yay! (I promise we're not dead, really. Ghosts don't podcast much.)

Music:

"Don't Go Drinking With Hobbits" by Marc Gunn (www.marcgunn.com)

Links:

This Week In Tech (www.twit.tv)

Podsafe Music Network (music.podshow.com)

This is the kind of shit that happens when Justin is bored and needs creative ways of letting the listeners know the show is still around, despite our crappy hiatus. In this quickie show, Justin interviews Justin. Ohhhhhhhhh yeaaaaahhhh!!!

Special thanks to the creative users at Soundsnap (www.soundsnap.com) for the music loop and assorted sounds.

Justin updates the audience on our mic replacement plans, our soon-to-be-uploaded video, and how much Blue Mics' customer service really blows.

For more info on the background music in this little update, visit: http://www.soundsnap.com/user/20

Hey all. This is Justin. [That's me!] Ok... I like to ramble. And so... here I am... rambling. I sort of update a bit as I do so [that is to say that I semi-explain the lack of recent episodes in the process]. I recorded this around midnight on November 19th. I'm sorry if I seem all sixes and sevens. *hugs*

Oh yeah... I'm in a fake tunnel. Yay!

We've recorded a 13-minute update, which mentions our Flickr account, our YouTube channel, etc. Lots of general gayness. Enjoy!

Today's links:

Our YouTube Channel - http://www.youtube.com/pandapodcast

Our Myspace Page - http://www.myspace.com/pandashow