Elfchild's Panda Show

00:01:30 - Start of show...

00:06:40 - "We are not a racist couple..."

00:11:05 - "Suddenly, Strokey Grandma is not as fun."

00:20:21 - "We wish them despair because we love them."

00:20:49 - Cursing the phone...

00:28:30 - Boff/Marry/Kill Game

00:32:14 - Secret of Living...

00:32:20 - Back to B/M/K

00:45:27 - Swarthy != Smarmy

00:50:25 - Start of political rant

00:57:23 - End of political rant

00:57:25 - Back to B/M/K (again)

01:13:35 - End of show

Links:

Fake Shark-Real Zombie - http://www.myspace.com/fakesharkrealzombie

J.E.L.L.i - http://www.jellimusic.com/

Halifax - http://www.halifaxinfo.com

The Diomede Islands - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diomede_Islands

TWiT Network - http://twit.tv

Zillafag - http://www.zillafag.com

Sandra Cisneros - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Cisneros

Maya Angelou - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maya_Angelou

Big Gay Sketch Show - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_Gay_Sketch_Show

Jeffery and Cole Casserole - http://www.facebook.com/jefferycolecasserole

DTWF - http://www.dtwfpodcast.com/

Nicole Sullivan - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicole_Sullivan

Michio Kaku - http://www.mkaku.org

Neil deGrasse Tyson - http://www.haydenplanetarium.org/tyson

Moribito - http://www.moribitoanime.com

Japan - http://www.jnto.go.jp

Decoded - http://www.history.com/shows/brad-meltzers-decoded

Monty Python - http://pythonline.com

Columbus Funny Bone - http://www.columbusfunnybone.com

MMPR - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mighty_Morphin_Power_Rangers

Music Heard Within:

"Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy

"Angel Lust" by Fake Shark-Real Zombie!

"Auld Lang Syne Happy New Year" by J.E.L.L.i.

Additional Thanks:

Jacob, Zilla, and the proud people of Japan.

Contact Stuff:

Justin on Twitter - twitter.com/justinthemighty

Justin on Formspring - formspring.me/justinthemighty

Dani on Twitter - twitter.com/danielthetrue

The Panda Show on Twitter - twitter.com/pandashow

Voicemail: 909-742-9268

Email: [email protected]

Site: http://blog.hippiemoo.com

Ahoy! We doth be embarkin' on a journey through the last part o' ye olde 'Movies of 2009' series. It be damn old, but still funny in ways that be givin' ye scurvy! Har har har! :) Enjoy the voyage!

00:03:35 - Official start

00:03:57 - "Cloudy With A Chance" continued...

00:05:06 - "Zombieland" spoiler mark

00:11:59 - "Where the Wild Things Are" spoiler mark

00:16:29 - "Sherlock Holmes" spoiler mark

00:17:33 - "Avatar" spoiler mark

00:18:25 - "I'd watch her butter toast for an hour..."

00:23:07 - "Paranormal Activity" spoiler mark

00:27:03 - "That was a horn."

00:37:23 - "Land of the Lost" spoiler mark

00:54:46 - "Moon" spoiler-ish mark

00:57:05 - Other movie-related chatter

01:24:52 - "There's no such thing as going too far!"

01:27:45 - Justin unknowingly taunts a dead man

Links:

Andrew Dice Clay - www.andrewdiceclay.com

Twinkies - www.hostesscakes.com/twinkies.asp

Film Riot - www.revision3.com/filmriot

Where the Wild Things Are (book) - www.amazon.com/dp/0060254920

The Very Hungry Caterpillar (book) - www.amazon.com/dp/0399226230

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible... (book) - www.amazon.com/dp/0689711735

Lorna Doone (cookies) - www.nabiscoworld.com

Nutella - www.nutellausa.com

Goober - www.smuckers.com

Yeardley Smith - www.imdb.com/name/nm0810379

Movies Covered in Part 2:

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

Zombieland

Where the Wild Things Are

Sherlock Holmes

Avatar

Paranormal Activity

Land of the Lost

Moon

Other Flicks Mentioned:

Groundhog Day [1993]

Equilibrium [2002]

Ultraviolet [2006]

Aeon Flux [2005]

Holes [2003]

Tropical Rainforest [IMAX/1996]

Hubble 3D [IMAX/2010]

Alamo: The Price of Freedom [IMAX/1988]

The Blair Witch Project [1999]

Casper [1995]

A Series of Unfortunate Events [2004]

Were the World Mine [2008]

Memento [2000]

Wanted [2008]

Contact [1997]

Maximum Overdrive [1986]

Music/Clips Heard Within:

Excerpt from Vandersexxx scene, "Eurotrip" [2004]

"1000 Pink Balloons" by Ichabod Strangelove

"Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy

Jingle, "The More You Know"

"Overworld BGM (SuperBuckJazz Remix)" by Estradasphere (ocremix.org)

Movies to Avoid Segment:

Justin: "Battlefield Earth" [2000]

Dani: "Kazaam" [1996]

Additional Thanks:

The good people of Ferrero, for taking it all in stride.

The ghost of Falco, for the same. (Meine Entschuldigung.)

R.I.P. Dio. (We'll keep those pesky dragons at bay.)

Contact Stuff:

Justin on Twitter - twitter.com/justinthemighty

Justin on Formspring - formspring.me/justinthemighty

Dani on Twitter - twitter.com/danielthetrue

The Panda Show on Twitter - twitter.com/pandashow

Voicemail: 909-742-9268

Email: [email protected]

Site: http://blog.hippiemoo.com

Much later than promised, here is Part 2 of our 3-part Movies of 2009 episode. Sorry for some of the background noise during the intro. I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan, so when I boosted the audio for the first five minutes or so, it amplified the sound of the fan in the background. Spoilers ahead, so... you know... be warned.

00:00:33 - Intro Notice

00:03:26 - "Star Trek" spoiler mark

00:22:11 - "Imagine me hugging a giant, invisible bear."

00:31:20 - "Make the Yuletide Gay" spoiler mark

00:35:05 - "Cupping the jewels of another Southern gentleman."

00:43:05 - Shameless guilt trip and self-promotion

00:47:12 - "Night at the Museum 2" spoiler mark

00:54:46 - Quick mention: "Drag Me to Hell"

00:55:55 - Quick mention: "Year One"

00:58:34 - "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" spoiler mark

01:03:32 - "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs" spoiler mark

01:05:33 - Time to wander off...

Links:

Boston Legal - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0402711

Psych - http://usanetwork.com/series/psych

Movie Banter - http://www.moviebanter.co.uk

Movies You Should See - http://www.simplysyndicated.com

The Movie Timeline - http://www.themovietimeline.com

Leonard Nimoy Bilbo Baggins (Youtube) - http://youtu.be/R9KKyZ5d3h8

Claritin - http://www.claritin.com

Rami Malek (the "hot mummy") - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1785339/

Smithsonian Institute - http://www.si.edu

The Movie Tavern - http://www.movietavern.com

Alfonso Cuaron - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0190859

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs (Book) - http://www.amazon.com/dp/0689707495

Harry Potter (films) - http://harrypotter.warnerbros.com/

Harry Potter (books/US) - http://harrypotter.scholastic.com/

Harry Potter (books/UK) - http://www.bloomsbury.com/harrypotter/

JKR - http://www.jkrowling.com

Movies Covered in Part 2:

Star Trek

Make the Yuletide Gay

Night at the Museum 2

Drag Me to Hell

Year One

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs

Music Heard Within:

"Little Boxes" by Malvina Reynolds

"Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy

"Doctor Who Theme" by The BBC National Orchestra of Wales

"Bills, Bills, Bills (Cover)" by Jonathan Coulton

Additional Thanks:

Anyone with a sense of humor :)

Contact Stuff:

Justin on Twitter - twitter.com/justinthemighty

Justin on Formspring - formspring.me/justinthemighty

Dani on Twitter - twitter.com/danielthetrue

The Panda Show on Twitter - twitter.com/pandashow

Voicemail: 909-742-9268

Email: [email protected]

Site: http://blog.hippiemoo.com

Welcome to 2010!!! Um... three months late... (*blink blink*) Here's our Movies of 2009 episode. This was planned for January, but... obviously didn't happen. (Justin's moods/depression at fault, mostly.) We recorded on March 14th, but... again... damn release delays. We sort of rambled on and got into our usual rathole, so the episode ran long. As such, the 3 and a half hours we recorded will be split into 3 parts, with this one being the first part. Enjoy? Yes! You must! *shakes fist menacingly*

00:01:55 - Official Start

00:13:16 - Jakers/Zilla thoughts

00:15:52 - "Coraline" spoiler mark

00:24:55 - Redundant spoiler warning

00:36:50 - "Watchmen" spoiler mark

00:47:45 - "Knowing" spoiler mark

00:57:10 - End of Justin's pre-Knowing semi-Biblical rant

00:57:12 - Back to "Knowing"

01:04:30 - "X-men Origins: Wolverine" spoiler mark

01:24:35 - "End of Part 1" explanation

Links:

Claritin - www.claritin.com

Vanilla Coke - www.coca-cola.com

Zoom H2 Recorder - www.samsontech.com

Lola Visual Effects - www.lolavfx.com

Stella Artois - www.stellaartois.com

Graham Norton - www.bbc.co.uk/grahamnortonshow

Neil Gaiman - www.neilgaiman.com

Randy Newman - www.imdb.com/name/nm0005271

Absolutely Fabulous - www.imdb.com/title/tt0105929/

The Vicar of Dibley - www.imdb.com/title/tt0108981/

Movies You Should See (Podcast) - www.simplysyndicated.com/shows/moviesyoushouldsee/

Movie Banter (Podcast) - www.moviebanter.co.uk

Movie Timeline - www.themovietimeline.com

Movie Mistakes - www.moviemistakes.com

Movies Covered in Part 1:

Coraline

Watchmen

Knowing

X-men Origins: Wolverine

Music Heard Within:

"A Falling Forest" by Autumns Eyes (autumnseyes.com)

"Dingos Grooved My Baby" by flopsy

Snippet of "The Vicar of Dibley" theme

Snippet of "Absolutely Fabulous" theme

"Ghost Social" by Heiress of an Incomplete Mind (www.myspace.com/heiressofanincompletemind)

"Bump It" by Parry Gripp (www.parrygripp.com)

Additional Thanks:

Andrew Potterton @ Soundsnap

Audiofruit @ Soundsnap

Blastwave FX @ Soundsnap

Contact Stuff:

Justin on Twitter - twitter.com/justinthemighty

Dani on Twitter - twitter.com/danielthetrue

The Panda Show on Twitter - twitter.com/pandashow

Voicemail: 909-742-9268

Email: [email protected]

Site: http://blog.hippiemoo.com

This is a short listener request update. We're pretty sure our next show is going to be about films of 2009. Good films. Bad films. Some as big as your head. We'd like you to call us at 909-742-9268 and give us a short little message about one of your most (or least) loved films of 2009. Hope to hear from you soon!

Voicemail: 909-742-9268

Site: http://blog.hippiemoo.com

Music:

"Yadadada" by Justin Tranter (http://semipreciousweapons.com/)

"Somebody Help Me" by Full Blown Rose (http://www.fullblownrose.com)

This was supposed to be a 2-minute update. It... well... went on slightly longer. Happy 2010, peeps. Enjoy!

"Giant thighs and a crazy pelvis." Officially Justin's favorite line of the episode.

Music:

"Auld Lang Syne" by Rockosaurus Rex (www.rockosaurusrex.com)

Links:

Official Site (http://www.hippiemoo.com)

Justin on Twitter (https://twitter.com/justinthemighty)

Daniel on Twitter (https://twitter.com/danielthetrue)

The Show on Twitter (https://twitter.com/pandashow)

Comment and Voicemail Line - 909.742.9268 [909 SHAZBOT]

All fantastically beautiful things must eventually come to an end, as is the case with this delightful collaboration with the wise and powerful Jacob. (He commands the unholy power of the Zune!!!) Listen, enjoy, and leave some bloody comments already! :)

Jake and Justin's Primetime Candy and Happy Life Show

"Good Hate-Sex is Way Better Than Megan Fox" (aka Ep.1/Pt.3)

Full duration of episode: 1hr12min:47sec

General Topic Timeline:

0:02:14 - A long, long time ago...

0:06:54 - "I'm one of THOSE people..."

0:08:55 - "Ah yes... my archnemesis!"

0:13:41 - No f*cking way! We're not 'tweens!

0:17:40 - Split-second bad English accent moment

0:19:10 - John Travolta. Robin Williams. Dog. 'Nuff said.

0:22:37 - Interesting, bad, or a combination thereof.

0:23:20 - Nic Cage ruined Justin's childhood memories.

0:25:18 - There are no "Buy one, Get one" dry vagina sales here...

0:28:37 - Bad Sean Connery impressions for everyone!

0:29:55 - "I'll split it into pieces. It'll be ok."

0:32:28 - That's just mean.

0:35:29 - It's not mine. It's an iTunes rental.

0:38:15 - A moment of silence for our dignity.

0:41:36 - Jake et Justin: Un film mauvais

0:43:45 - If all else fails...

0:47:00 - Zillafag ice-skating ruins the mystique

0:50:08 - Can I pick all 3?

0:50:40 - Wait... am I f*cking Judi Dench?! Epic win!

0:51:30 - Have sex with or kill? Erotic asphyxiation = compromise.

0:53:50 - Damn you, Rachael Ray!

0:57:27 - Let me Google it!

1:02:30 - Straight up Vaudeville, bitches!

1:05:00 - Parting is such sweet sorrow...

1:06:39 - Filling our awkward silence quota

1:08:05 - Filling our offending the disabled quota

1:08:20 - The End.

Links:

Timur Bekmambetov - http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0067457/

Pixar - http://www.pixar.com/

Shutter Island - http://www.shutterisland.com/

Podscope - http://www.podscope.com/

Zillafag - http://www.zillafag.com

Zune - http://www.zune.net

Special thanks to:

Andrew Potterton (http://www.myspace.com/dopekick)

Blastwave FX (http://www.blastwavefx.com/)

Aaron English (http://www.aaronenglish.com)

And, of course, to my friend Bradley for lending his voice to the little intro. (Thanks again!)

**If anyone has any clue who I can credit for the "Please don't divorce mommy" bit, please let me know. I can't recall where I found it.**

Contact/Observe:

Comment and Voicemail Line - 909.742.9268 [909 SHAZBOT]

General Questions or Comments - [email protected]

Justin (Twitter) - https://twitter.com/justinthemighty

The Show (Twitter) - https://twitter.com/pandashow

Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

The geektastic fun continues as Justin and Jacob return for part two of their delightfully clumsy podcast romp. (Romp? Wha? How uncool!) Enjoy the randomosity! (I love fake words.)

Jake and Justin's Primetime Candy and Happy Life Show

"She's My Sister Too!" (aka Ep.1/Pt.2)

Full duration of episode: 50min:21sec

General Topic Timeline:

01:51 - And so it continues...

02:25 - Well, it's rectangular (Geek ALERT!)

15:15 - Browser talk

23:30 - Pr0n + Zune = Ta-da!

23:50 - Rupert Grint's ice cream truck

26:30 - Alaska's Mexicans!

26:35 - Ice cream continued

29:55 - Here's how to order!

32:20 - Ye Olde Dildo Factory and the Pepsi Incident

36:40 - The Eternal Circus

38:20 - The kind of video-on-audio that Zilla loves

39:40 - Movie talk?

48:20 - All for now...

Links:

Opera (http://www.opera.com)

Firefox (http://getfirefox.com)

Flock (http://www.flock.com)

Creative MuVo (http://us.creative.com)

Apple iPod (http://store.apple.com/us)

Microsoft Zune (http://www.zune.com)

Netflix (http://www.netflix.com)

Ubuntu (http://www.ubuntu.com)

Rupert Grint (http://www.rupert-grint.us/)

Billy Mays (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Mays)

Special thanks to:

Lucian Piane (http://www.revolucian.com)

Andrew Potterton (http://www.myspace.com/dopekick)

Blastwave FX (http://www.blastwavefx.com/)

And, of course, to my friend Bradley for lending his voice to the little intro. (Thanks again!)

Contact/Observe:

Comment and Voicemail Line - 909.742.9268 [909 SHAZBOT]

General Questions or Comments - [email protected]

Justin (Twitter) - https://twitter.com/justinthemighty

The Show (Twitter) - https://twitter.com/pandashow

Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

Justin's friend Jacob joins him for this multi-part recording that is half funny and half tragically flawed. (Love us?) Oh yeah, "multi-part" is code for "the dorks kept talking and had to hack the show into separate pieces." Enjoy!

Jake and Justin's Primetime Candy and Happy Life Show

"Vehicular Manslaughter Is Always A Giveaway" (aka Ep.1/Pt.1)

Full duration of episode: 1hr:03min:54sec

General Topic Timeline:

04:47 - And so it begins...

06:50 - Half-Blood Prince movie

15:05 - What's JKR up to?

19:03 - Pancakes!

28:58 - "Tragically horrible."

30:09 - Warped Tour 2009

31:49 - A Modern Candy Bar

32:35 - Back to Warped Tour

35:16 - "You want some sandwiches?"

38:57 - "I kissed a girl and I got..."

40:27 - Spinach* and tomatoes

44:10 - Food Pyramid

47:21 - Steve Ballmer/Windows 7/Apple rant

1:00:50 - Heading out for now...

*It's Stouffer's, not Russell Stover. (Me sowwy. No idea what I was smoking.)

Links:

IMAX Theatres (http://www.imax.com)

Guillermo Del Toro (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0868219/)

Pancakes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pancake)

Hungry Hungry Hippos (http://www.hasbro.com)

"We'll do it live!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY)

"We'll do it live! [The Remix!]" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2YDq6FkVE)

Wendy's (http://www.wendys.com)

Stouffer's (http://www.stouffers.com)

Food Pyramid/USDA (http://mypyramid.gov)

Microsoft (http://www.microsoft.com)

European Union (http://www.eurunion.org/eu/)

Apple (http://www.apple.com)

Micro Center (http://www.microcenter.com)

Music:

"Old Dun Cow" by Brobdingnagian Bards (http://www.thebards.net)

Special thanks to:

Andrew Potterton (http://www.myspace.com/dopekick)

Blastwave FX (http://www.blastwavefx.com/)

And, of course, to my friend Bradley for lending his voice to the little intro. (Thanks again!)

Contact/Observe:

General Questions or Comments - [email protected]

Justin (Twitter) - https://twitter.com/justinthemighty

The Show (Twitter) - https://twitter.com/pandashow

Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

F*cking wind. Gah! *slaps the wind* Another little tidbit recorded at Columbus Pride this year. Justin really didn't want to go (he doesn't do crowds well), but Dani loves the gayness. Avoid the ants!

Note: These were pulled from my phone, so they're in the format iPhones record the memos in (m4a). I could have converted them to mp3, but... um... I didn't. :)