Elfchild's Panda Show

I'm not really going to give a description this time around, as I'm too busy nerding out and watching "KAPOW! Superhero Science" on The Science Channel. Oh... what the hell... a little description. Ok, so the first episode bit ran long... sorry. But we redeem ourselves with the 2nd part here... which is... er... long too. But it's filled with goodness, like Justin and Dani's gay pride-related babbling intro! Plus: The Frost Bank lady, Hannah's answering machine, and Justin's drag queen ex-boyfriend [delightful ol' Jamie] who joins in on the conversation for an extremely horrible, funny, badly planned podcast. It's truly worth downloading for the overlapping conversations alone. Hehehe. Four people talking over Skype at one time is quite the experience to behold, and provides those oh-so-lovely glitches toward the end of the episode.

*Note for any Potter nerds who may yell at me: At the time this was recorded, the release date for OOTP was still July 13th. It was later changed to July 11th, but it was too late to really fix in the recording. If you bitch about it, I'll go Bellatrix on yo' ass!

* Our podcast is possessed and buggy

* "Do not encourage the furries!"

* Watersports, you say?

* "I smell patchouli!"

* Frost Bank time is...

* Gay pride!

* Time to call Hannah!

* Purse pun! Hooray!

* Minty, milky cat semen!

* Jamie's cult meeting...

* "Oh... sweet Jesus..."

* Mikey's suspiciously aware of dendrophilia...

* Justin's new mesh boxers, and the penis therein.

* "Left testicle, brown. Right testicle, ecru."

* Obligatory Joan Crawford reference...

* Justin isn't ethnic enough, apparently...

* Snoop Dogg can't stay away!

* Obligatory Harry Potter reference...

* Barack Obama... Osama... so confusing...

* Cheer up, straight Jacob!

* Burning in Hell this week?

Links:

Stonewall Columbus - http://www.stonewallcolumbus.org/

Morphicon - http://www.morphicon.org

HRC - http://www.hrc.org

Google - http://www.google.com

Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net

Jackie on Myspace - http://myspace.com/thejacexo

Barack Obama - http://www.barackobama.com/

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix - http://www.harrypotterorderofthephoenix.com/

Music:

Theme Song - "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by Flopsy

Closing Song - "A Dozen Bloody Roses" by Dust Rhinos

Panda-Related Links:

Elfchild's Panda Blog - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

Our Libsyn Blog - http://theburrow.libsyn.com

Panda Show on Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/pandashow

This time around, Mikey invades the show and Dani's presence is minimal. Justin and Mikey's intro goes waaaay too long and turns into the podcast itself. Admitting defeat, the two hyper dorks decide to call Dani and have a chat. Lovely summary, eh?

Learn all about...

* Kentucky: Still humping goats?

* Angering Taco Bell

* Angering Barbara Walters

* "The Hologrid"

* Mikey's math skills

* Phones that can sing!

* Silly, dandy flamers

* Brief Potterness

* Allergies and obnoxiousness

* A modern major general?

Music:

"Relief" by Chris Garneau

Links:

Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net

Amanda Steinstein - http://www.myspace.com/amandasteinstein

Harry Potter 5 - http://www.harrypotterorderofthephoenix.com

Chris Garneau - http://www.chrisgarneau.com

Barbara Walters - http://abc.go.com/theview/hosts/walters.html

Taco Bell - http://www.tacobell.com

ABC - http://abc.go.com

Dora the Explorer - http://www.nickjr.com

Sabado Gigante - http://www.univision.com/

The Pirate Movie - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084504/

Jackie - http://www.myspace.com/thejacexo

Panda-Related Links:

Elfchild's Panda Blog - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

Our Libsyn Blog - http://theburrow.libsyn.com

Panda Show on Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/pandashow

The 19th of May was the date of Dani and Justin's 2nd anniversary, so they decided to record a little message for everyone. Yay! They also mention the recently-recorded new episode that'll be online soon enough [and features more people than just Daniel and Justin].

Links: Shin-chan - http://www.shinchanshow.com

Music: "Party, Join Us" (Shin-Chan)

We FINALLY got a new mic, so we'll be able to record new podcasts and such. Listen to the little update [recorded with our new mic, of course] for full details. Yay!

It's quite early in the morning, and Justin and Dani have shared the headset [yet again] to bring you guys some random audio. This is another update episode, as opposed to a full-fledged podcast. If you like early-morning boredom, and an outro involving actual audio from Justin playing Nintendo at 4-something in the morning, then download RIGHT AWAY!

Today's links:

Zillafag/Zillacast - http://www.zillafag.com

DTWF Podcast - http://www.dtwfpodcast.com

Feast of Fools - http://www.feastoffools.net

Distorted View - http://www.distortedview.com

The show isn't gone, Justin and Dani are still a couple, and no hippies were harmed in the creation of this update.