Elfchild's Panda Show

Elfchild's Panda Show

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Elfchild's Panda Show episodes

  • Ep. 18: How Do You Like My Technicolor Pantsuit? (a.k.a. The Chicago Trip)

    Travel? Check. Lots of edit points? Check. Dodgy audio? Check. A way to kill a few hours? Double check. Listen to us in all our Chicago-y, audio-y glory.



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • MuVo
  • Megabus
  • Bad Lip Reading's "Morning Dew"
  • Manchester United
  • Paris Saint-Germain
  • "The Chicago Way"
  • Airbnb
  • Museum of Science and Industry
  • Navy Pier
  • The Ferris Wheel [Instagram]
  • Round the Twist [IMDB]
  • Uber [promo link]
  • Alto Music
  • Shure SM58
  • Zoom
  • "Harrison Ford and the Mumble of Doom"
  • Vsauce / Vsauce2 / Vsauce3
  • "Summer Knight" [Amazon] by Jim Butcher
  • The Thrilling Adventure Hour
  • Soldier Field
  • US Cellular Field
  • "The Wave"
  • Columbus Zoo & Aquarium
  • Life... uh... finds a way
  • Have some platypus goodness
  • And this is a wombat
  • Cradle of Filth
  • Big Shoulders Coffee
  • Snackbox NYC
  • Cloud Gate
  • Buckingham Fountain
  • Married... with Children [IMDB]
  • Lollapalooza
  • The basis of my Wai Lana voice
  • The long pipe man [Instagram]
  • American Museum of Natural History
  • Institute of Texan Cultures
  • NASA
  • U-505 exhibit
  • Jim Fowler [Wikipedia]
  • Jack Hanna
  • Riverwalk Boats
  • Kelleys Island
  • Lay's "Do Us A Flavor" thing
  • The Metrocard article
  • "Journey to Space"
  • All Your Monies Are Belong to NASA
  • The donation procedure document
  • Pod Is My Copilot
  • ZillaCast [iTunes]
  • Dan Brown [YouTube]

    • Further enable our tea and snack fix:

  • Adagio
  • Graze
    • 3 hr 4 min
  • Update: April Was Way Back in April, You Know?

    What happens when life gives you lemons? Well... you let those lemons sit around until they're all gross and stinky and then you hand them out to your friends. Here's a little update that serves as both a solution to our forgetfulness and an announcement that our next episode is prowling in circles, sneaking its way up to your ear bits.



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • "Possession" by Sarah McLachlan (Amazon / iTunes / Google)
  • "Come to My Window" by Melissa Etheridge (Amazon / iTunes / Google)
  • Sarah McLachlan
  • Melissa Etheridge
  • Eat Your Kimchi (Site / YouTube)

    • Further enable our tea and snack fix:

  • Adagio
  • Graze
    • 8 min
  • Ep. 17 (Pt. 2) - Mystic Podcasters of Tir Na Nog

    (Part 2 of our February/March show) - In this episode: We discover that Ben Kingsley is not the Dark Lord and that certain voice over actors should be keeping a running tab, Justin eats a carambola and asks for tamales, and Dani talks for more than 30 seconds at a time. We also reminisce about stuff we watched when we were kids, Marilyn Manson, cereal, Minecraft and my tendency to devour delicious souls.



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • Accidental Tech Podcast
  • ATP Ending Theme
  • Re: Harrison Ford
  • The clothes closet
  • Ben Kingsley is not Voldemort
  • "Blame It On The Mistletoe" (Audible)
  • "Blame It On The Mistletoe" (Kindle)
  • Jason Frazier
  • Eli Easton
  • The Riverwalk
  • Cuco's Taqueria
  • Jakers! (Twitch profile)
  • Giant Bombcast
  • PAX South
  • Viki
  • Japanese nipple unlock (YouTube)
  • Funny Bone @ Easton Town Center
  • Evil Twin
  • Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog
  • Big Fun Toy Store
  • Handerpants
  • Young Hercules
  • Space Goofs
  • Big Bad Beetleborgs
  • Masked Rider
  • The World of David the Gnome
  • ThunderCats
  • Transformers (cartoon)
  • Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
  • Reboot
  • Round the Twist
  • Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century
  • Cleopatra 2525
  • The Interview
  • Album: "The Pale Emperor" - Marilyn Manson
  • "Third Day of a Seven Day Binge" (YouTube)
  • David Bowie
  • MGMT
  • Empire of the Sun
  • Chromecast
  • Five Nights at Freddy's
  • Scott Games
  • The Showbiz/FNAF video we saw
  • French Toast Crunch is back!
  • "The Witching of Ben Wagner"
  • Brian Tong/Apple Byte
  • Enderman
  • SirPatStew
  • Mr. Widemouth
  • Alltime Conspiracies
  • Seriously Strange
  • Lemmino
  • Paul is Dead
  • Steve Zaragoza
  • Downcast
  • Pocket Casts

    • Music:

  • "Parallax" by Lemmino
  • Creative Commons license info for Lemmino's track can be found HERE.

    • 2 hr 6 min
  • Ep. 17 (Pt. 1) - The Facehole Stays The Same But The Items Change

    In this episode: Dani fails to understand clipboard joy, Justin waves a knife about, Dani plays with Steve Irwin, and Justin rants about anyone who has ever used electronic tech.



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • Macau's gambling woes
  • The Knife [Amazon]
  • Zoom H4n
  • Alto Music
  • Crimson Editor
  • Libsyn
  • TrakAx
  • Goldwave
  • Tsoukalos
  • Audacity
  • Alex Lindsay
  • Andy Ihnatko
  • "Blueberry Mac"
  • Facebook Paper app
  • "Product placement-y"
  • ES File Explorer
  • Tegan or Sara Quiz
  • Propellerhead Figure app
  • "What's in an Old Fashioned?"
  • Blackberry "square screen thing"
  • Microsoft's square-ish thing
  • Jo Brand
  • Explosive Runs
  • Pencils of Promise
  • Jacob's Twitch profile
  • Fawlty Towers [Amazon]
  • Fawlty Towers [iTunes]
  • Fawlty Towers [Google Play]

    • Music:

  • "Pocket Monkey" by Dan Elson

    • 1 hr 26 min
  • Update: For The Record, Togepi is Smaller Than Pikachu

    This was simply supposed to be an update. As usual, we got a bit distracted. In this recording: Christmas, inflatable sheep, Thai ladyboys, and the relative sizes of Pokemon. Stay tuned for our new action-adventure series, Rock Fists and Giant Snake.



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • The Lion's Den
  • An example of the sheep in question
  • Team Rocket
  • "Okay, Will..."
  • Sourcefed
  • Secret Garden
  • Deadman Wonderland
  • Lanolin
  • "Giant snake" Pokemon
  • "Rock fists" Pokemon
  • "Thing with the boxing gloves" Pokemon
  • "Starfish that pees" Pokemon

    • 31 min
  • Ep. 16: Boyfriend Tag

    For the record, I was apparently thinking of Inuyasha and Rogue from The Cruxshadows.



    Show stuff:

  • Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
  • Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
  • Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
  • Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com

    • Links:

  • Justin's depression episode
  • Arcade Gannon
  • Chuckles
  • Streets of Rage
  • North Market
  • Pocky
  • Ramune
  • Steve Zaragoza
  • Three Sheets
  • "The one with the tail"
  • Monte Cristo (Ctrl+Alt+Chicken)
  • Tor Books
  • R.A. Salvatore
  • S.M. Stirling
  • Manchester United
  • VAST
  • "The dude... raven face or chicken farm..."

    • 1 hr 16 min
  • Ep. 15: There's That Sound Again
    In this episode: We discuss the Columbus Pride parade and festival, Justin's bitter self tries to assure you he's not a racist, and things just generally suck for the next hour or so.
    Show stuff:
    Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
    Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
    Instagram - https://instagram.com/elfshow
    Shownotes - http://blog.hippiemoo.com
    The Rdio playlist:
    http://rd.io/x/Rl4WCLIvxVYk/
    Theme song: "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by Flopsy
    Other music:
    "Sleepwalking" by Day One Symphony (http://dayonesymphony.com)
    "The Snake" by Disparition (http://disparition.info)
    Links:
    Welcome to Night Vale - http://commonplacebooks.com/
    Columbus Pride - http://columbuspride.org/
    George Takei - http://georgetakei.com/
    Hanging Munchin story - http://bit.ly/snopesOZ
    Parry Gripp - http://parrygripp.com/
    Tribbles - http://en.memory-alpha.org/wiki/Tribble
    Columbus Hygienes - http://www.facebook.com/ColumbusHygienes
    Eerie, Indiana: Foreverware - http://bit.ly/eerieware
    Dee W. Ieye - http://www.deewieye.com/
    Kevin Farrell - http://www.kevinlfarrell.com/
    Final Destination tan scene - http://bit.ly/1iTGv8I
    North Market - http://www.northmarket.com/
    Fatberg! - http://bit.ly/1vplRxy
    Neil Degrass Tyson - http://www.haydenplanetarium.org/tyson/
    "The Whoopi thing" - http://bit.ly/whoopithing
    Synesthesia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia
    Pixy Stix - http://bit.ly/pixystixy
    CDC story - http://reut.rs/1vplkvR
    Wang Chung "Hot in Herre" - http://bit.ly/chungherre
    Bonnie Raitt - http://www.bonnieraitt.com/
    TWiTCraft server - http://mc.twit.tv
    Bill Nye - http://www.billnye.com/
    Other links:
    Graze - http://blog.hippiemoo.com/graze
    Adagio - http://blog.hippiemoo.com/adagio
    1 hr 13 min
  • Ep. 14: Mustachioed Blunderbuss
    We start off with a brief brony discussion, Dani realizes it's May while we gripe/get
    bummed about shitty adult stuff, 2013 is given a bit of a recap, Comixology gets a mention (as do a few comic
    books), and we try to get food from our loyal listeners.
    Show stuff:
    Voicemail line - 909.742.9268
    Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
    Instagram -- https://instagram.com/elfshow
    The Non-sponsor Links:
    Graze - http://blog.hippiemoo.com/graze
    Adagio - http://blog.hippiemoo.com/adagio
    Theme song: "Dingos Grooved My Baby" by Flopsy
    Other music:
    Pre-close interstitial by me (Justin)
    MLP:FIM theme found on Youtube
    Links:
    Bronies - http://www.bronydoc.com/
    My Little Pony - http://www.hasbro.com/mylittlepony/en_US/
    Indoor Gardens - http://www.indoorgardens.com/
    Indoor Gardens advert - http://youtu.be/rLAeBWEDDvM
    Oakland Nursery - http://www.oaklandnursery.com/
    Franklin Park Conservatory - http://www.fpconservatory.org/
    The Garden - http://www.thegardencolumbus.net/
    Magnolia Thunderpussy - http://www.thunderpussy.com/
    The xx - http://thexx.info/
    Legends of the Hidden Temple - http://goo.gl/0As4SA
    Santa Maria in Columbus - http://www.santamaria.org/
    Marilyn Manson - http://marilynmanson.com/
    The LC - http://www.promowestlive.com/venues/7
    Twiggy - http://www.mansonwiki.com/wiki/Twiggy
    Twiggy Larson - http://www.twiggylawson.co.uk/
    Ostrich Pillow - http://www.ostrichpillow.com/
    Harry Potter: The Exhibition - http://www.harrypotterexhibition.com/
    Snackbox - http://www.snackboxnyc.com/
    "In Which Justin Watches Twilight" (MP3) - http://bit.ly/jtms14
    Mod wolves - http://youtu.be/TUNP66LZyrM
    Comixology - https://www.comixology.com/
    Memory Alpha - http://en.memory-alpha.org
    Fallout Wiki - http://fallout.wikia.com/
    Nissan Cube (images) - http://goo.gl/ABhRfz
    PT Cruiser (images) - http://goo.gl/k4K2wB
    The Laughing Ogre - http://www.laughingogrecomics.com/
    Rat Queens - https://imagecomics.com/comics/releases/rat-queens-1
    The Witcher - http://www.darkhorse.com/Comics/24-213/The-Witcher-1
    Smallville: Lantern - http://goo.gl/3uK5L3
    Green Lantern: Sinestro - http://goo.gl/PjMLgs
    Y: The Last Man - http://goo.gl/IT8tGi
    Sex Criminals - https://imagecomics.com/comics/releases/sex-criminals-1
    The Bunker - http://www.onipress.com/title/the-bunker-1
    Evil Empire - http://www.boom-studios.com/evil-empire-01-cover-a.html
    Graze - http://www.graze.com
    Adagio - http://www.adagio.com/
    1 hr 47 min
  • Out and About 15: Catching Fire Was Great, By The Way...
    This is from a few weeks ago. We saw The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Naturally, we talked about everything but The Hunger Games: Catching Fire.
    Contact:
    Comments/Voicemail - 909.742.9268
    Site - http://blog.hippiemoo.com
    Links:
    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (2013) - http://www.thehungergamesexplorer.com/us/epk/catching-fire/
    I, Frankenstein (2014) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1418377/
    I, Frankenstein (book) - http://ifrankenstein.thecomicseries.com/
    The Elephant Show - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086800/
    Orphen - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0251816/
    "Informer" by Snow - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StlMdNcvCJo
    The Spirit (2008) - http://www.mycityscreams.com/
    The Host (2013) - http://thehostthefilm.com/
    The Host (2006) - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0468492/
    Divergent (2014) - http://divergentthemovie.com/
    Divergent (book) - http://veronicarothbooks.blogspot.com/p/books.html
    Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218791/
    Ruby Rhod - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsJKdxPwZdk
    Pottercast - http://www.the-leaky-cauldron.org/pottercast/
    Fallout: New Vegas - http://fallout.bethsoft.com/eng/games/fnv-overview.html
    (Added note: The edit point noise is part of the game Fallout: New Vegas. Go buy it. Fun times.)
    48 min
  • Out and About 14: Arena District Breencast
    In search of jellies and jams, we ventured out (during the flipping daylight hours, mind you!) to the pop-up market at Nationwide Arena. While we obtained not the goods we sought, we did walk away with Starbucks drinkage, this recording and a pretty fun day.
    Leave a message! - 909.742.9268
    Twitter - https://twitter.com/pandashow
    Twitter (Justin) - https://twitter.com/justinthemighty
    Blog - http://hippiemoo.com
    Links:
    Nationwide Arena - http://www.nationwidearena.com/
    Troublesome grackles - http://bit.ly/grackles
    Santa Maria replica - http://www.santamaria.org/index.php
    Columbus Crew - http://www.thecrew.com/
    Nope octopus - http://imgur.com/Gw6zf
    Incoming prediction... - http://i.imgur.com/DfgUvqI.gif
    Saga - https://www.imagecomics.com/comics/series/saga
    The Haunt - https://www.imagecomics.com/comics/series/haunt
    Cup O Joe - http://www.cupojoe.com/
    Marconi - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guglielmo_Marconi
    Bootsy Collins - https://twitter.com/Bootsy_Collins
    Say what? - http://youtu.be/AKh60Hw8TNw
    Shut up, bicycle teens! - http://bit.ly/shutuptee
    Mitch Hedberg - http://mitchhedberg.net
    Manchester United - http://www.manutd.com
    Manchester City - http://www.mcfc.co.uk/
    Russian giraffe ad - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkB9OT2XVvA
    Aforementioned non-Russian 'Russian guy' - https://twitter.com/TimVMurphy
    38 min

About Elfchild's Panda Show

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Meet Justin and Daniel. They've been together for a billion years. Justin curses a lot and says things that make him seem like a jerk, but he's a pretty nice guy. Daniel is just as awesomely friendly…