Empire Wreckers

The Empire Wreckers are in turmoil. As they traveled to the Gran homeworld of Kinyen, a malfunction aboard the Slippery Swallow led them to the mysterious world of Haruun Kal, where they encountered their own deceased doppelgangers.

Their arrival also heralded an invasion by the Sith warlord Daiman, who had tracked the Wreckers to the planet hoping to recover a shipment that the dead doppelgangers had failed to deliver.

To satisfy the Dark Lord's whimsy, the Wreckers were forced to fight for their lives against his champions, and were spared his wrath - free to continue their search for the next piece of their ancient treasure map....

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Turmoil has engulfed the galaxy. As Sith factions fight each other for control of the outworlds, the Republic has receded into the core, spreading thin the Jedi Army of Light.

Among those worlds lost to darkness is the border system of Aquilae, and its Princess and her General have fled the Sith occupation aboard a chartered pirate ship.

Seeking greater riches than just a job well done, the pirate crew of the Slippery Swallow are planning to bid farewell to their passengers, and continue on their journey towards unknown treasures....

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Fortune favors the bold. After fleeing Taris, the Empire Wreckers have settled on the outer rim planet Sicemon and joined the Outer Rimmers pirate crew.

Aboard their ship, the Slippery Swallow, the Wreckers pillaged and plundered a ship belonging to the Czerka Corporation, stealing several canisters of precious Tibanna gas.

Rather than selling their ill-gotten gains for money, the neophyte pirates traded their cargo to an old man for a mysterious map and 30 grams of weed....

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It is a new beginning for the Empire Wreckers. After accidentally instigating a war on the planet Taris, the former bar owners have fled their home and relocated to become pirates on the outer rim.

Settling on the planet Sicemon, the gang has agreed to work under their former servant Maz Kanata, as she takes over ownership of her uncle Gilb's brothel and pirate crew.

After fending of a gang of rival pirates, the gang has at long last had a chance to rest, and take the first steps on their journey to fortune and glory....

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The galaxy is ablaze with war. The fractured Republic has been reduced to a handful of Core Worlds, while warring Sith factions battle to control the rest of the galaxy.

Mobilizing their fleet in the aftermath of a devastating terrrorist attack, the formerly neutral Revanite Sith have officially declared war on the Republic, and expanded the galaxy's battlefronts to include once peaceful worlds.

Escaping in a stolen Jedi galleon, the Empire Wreckers have fled Taris and are on their way to the Outer Rim world of Sicemon, where a new life of piracy awaits them....

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War! After decades spent on the border between the Galactic Republic and the Sith Empires, the planet Taris has been engulfed by conflict.

After a devastating terrorist attack accidentally perpetrated by the owners of the Empire Wrecker, the Republic cruiser Steadfast has laid in wait, hidden within a statue memorializing the tragedy.

With its presence finally revealed, the Revanite Sith under the leadership of Darth Vexis have begun their assault on the Cruiser, and the lowly tavern owners responsible for its arrival are seeking their escape....

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The Empire Wreckers are in danger! After coming into posesssion of the deceased Count Orlok's mansion, the lowly tavern owners decided to turn it into a brothel staffed by remote controlled pleasure mechs.

Requiring more holonet bandwidth to bring their Golems online, the gang infiltrated Sith Intelligence headquarters, hoping to hijack its military connection.

During the heist, Al Mond revealed the Republic's infiltration of the planet, and made an enemy of the world's ruler, Darth Vexis....

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Sex sells! After accidentally destroying an enormous skyscraper and killing an Umbaran noble, the Empire Wreckers have come into possession of his somber estate.

Unable to deal with the cost of upkeep, the impoverished bar owners hatched a scheme to monetize their mansion by turning it into a brothel.

Seeking out the aid of the lecherous Squatto, the Empire Wreckers took possession of the Toydarian's little black book, as well as his sticky brick-and-mortar storefront....

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We're in the money! Following a chance encounter with the Umbaran Count Orlok at an underworld garden party, the Empire Wreckers inadvertently killed the nefarious noble when they brought down the skyscraper hosting the event.

Dodging responsibility for the destruction, the gang laid low, eventually discovering that the memorial erected in place of the building secretly held a Republic Cruiser within.

As a reward for informing the Sith of the Republic's hidden weapons, Darth Vulptex, one of the rulers of  Taris, assisted the Wreckers in taking ownership of the deceased count's haunted mansion....

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