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Miami, 2014.

Frazzled England gaffer Roy Hodgson throws on Ricky Lambert in a desperate bid to break the deadlock against 10 man Honduras.

The match finishes 0-0, and England’s darkest decade rolls on.

But for all their misery on the pitch, England’s stars did have fun off it: stripping on webcams, seshing at strip clubs and shoplifting from B&Q.

This is the story of England: the banter years…

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Links from the show:

Scott Carson howler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6dqnu2AZQM

Rob Green howler: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1l9sffr/on_this_day_15_years_ago_rob_green_lets_the/

Rooney loses it with fans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2M7V4CiQGZs

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