A computer, a boy, and a turtle walk into a comedy club. None of them have good material, but the audience laughs for reasons of novelty. Also, algorithm music. These are the types of candy you wouldn't wanna put in your car: Slo Poke, Rocky Road, a Zero bar. Enjoy!

A big announcement comes and nobody cares. Mark, Squirrel, The Swearing Ant, The Dell Laptop, and Lake Shark meet up in a studio apartment Uptown for day old donuts and grape soda. Mr. Mallman has brought everyone together to celebrate the completion of his new book, The Happiness Playlist.

There are secrets we keep inside. Fantasies that forever will hide. There are dreams of life that no one can tell. Plus - Banana Planet 2: Banana Pie Planet. Driving Through Wisconsin. "Pievate Eyes" Undercover Cops and Undercover Undercover Cops. Enjoy!

You never forget the first time you wipe someone elses blood off your foot. You never forget the first time you wake up naked in an alley. You never forget the first time you pass the exit for Zzyzx Road in California. Here are some planet saving solutions for you to ...Enjoy!

Standing on the roof of the most famous movie theater in the world where inner peace means stuck in traffic, means 18 dollars for 90 minutes of parking, means a gas tank for your thoughts, means sleeping through house fires, there's a song in everything. Enjoy!

If you chew through a mini golf pencil, go back and grab another. Mini golf pencils are free. Reep the moment. Somewhere out there is a serial killer so lazy, he only ever thought about it. My emptiness, your emptiness, if I wanted to talk about emptiness I wouldn't be talking. Enjoy!

The same asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs was shaped like a basketball and stolen by nieghborhood kids. Night after night they roam, and dream out loud of the amazing basketball championship on Mars. Enjoy!

Hear the secret confessions of a young cupcake who loved Billy Elliot The Musical, and was eaten too soon. Learn the hot new meditation style captivating today's most bakery saavy yogis: Cookie Meditation. Also, "The Shape Of Pudding". Enjoy!

If the snowman had a mouth, it would have been smiling. Bundle up. Be bored. Write your sad emotions in a snow drift. They'll all blow away tomorrow. Enjoy!

Money doesn't matter if you have money. Don't be drunk on stage, it's not professional. I tell bedtime story that scares baby Squirrels. Tinnitus. Enjoy!

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