A rapping butterfly encounters vicious canoe pirates while sipping tea from a red high heal. Enjoy!

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After discovering that flying fish are optimistic about the oceans rising, a reporter interviews a ghost only to find out that the world's first snack was a dinosaur eyeball. Enjoy!

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Trapped in an abandoned Kmart? Promissory notes of mega-stardom? Fake John Lennon!? Saint Versace? Enjoy!

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I was a teenage vampire at a theme park with a ride that simulates working in a factory for thirty eight years. Enjoy!

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Quantum mechanics are working on my new muffler. Squirrels are you who you hire for bank robberies because they aren't afraid to take risks. Grape butter. Enjoy!

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The smart phone calls itself to relay a message from a talking elevator. The message is "Little rabbit don't you play tricks, now your hole is just a matrix." But what does it mean? It means Enjoy!

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In an attempt to save the Earth, a man is locked in a bathroom at his own bachelor party only to find out that bears can't afford to fix the windshield. Enjoy!

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