A GURU watches intently as a small fire burns at the foot of a large tree on the outskirts of NEW YORK CITY.
MEANWHILE, SOMEWHER (who gives a fuck)
EXT. WHO GIVES A FUCK. NIGHT (OR WHENEVER, WHO CARES)
SKRILLEX is forced to stop his set due to a stage fire.
the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.
"“Don't go overboard with the gratitude,” he rejoined with heavy irony"
a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.
plural noun: ironies
"the irony is that I thought he could help me"
a literary technique, originally used in Greek tragedy, by which the full significance of a character's words or actions are clear to the audience or reader although unknown to the character.
noun: dramatic irony; plural noun: tragic irony
Well, I guess it's New York, then.
BROOKLYN, NEW YORK CITY, NEW YORK.
i'm going on a(nother) world tour.
*on tour being a rockstar surrounded by beautiful people*
FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER, I'M GONNA KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKER.
AND THE B.E.T AWARD GOES TO:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*entire audience booing, throwing ribs & buckets of chicken*
Okay, my friend, be free!
the dudes who have been looking for Skrillex for 8 seasons straight.
You know what, you're right.
No, you're a music producer.
Remember how i told you how I shapeshifted into professor meowingtons.
Why are you bringing me this.
I didn't honestly know where else to go.
But–you're my only friend.
I'd like to Thank Beyoncé, for literally the greatest night of my life.
I didn't promise you anything.
You promised me breakfast.
You said breakfast. This is breakfast.
Try it, or I'll kill you.
Try it, or i'll kill myself.
Lets just adjust this perception, persay
The remembrance of what was forgotten has suddenly dawned on us
“Once you get the hang of it”
But I'm still dangling, hanging from the ankle
“Say what you want to say,” I relay
A YOUNG, MUSCULAR THUG is attempting to drown his assailant in a toilet.
Little does he know, his assailant is immortal.
I TOLD YOU ALREADY, I CANT.
The struggle has resulted in quite the mess–still, he seems relentless in his endeavors.
His co conspirator watches with an eerily uneasy demeanor, before pulling him aside.
That motherfucker should've BEEN dead.
DIPLO is robbed of his Grammy Award, while relieving himself.
They took my Grammy, man.
Orange, Yellow, Blue, Yellow—
Well, what color is this era.
EXT. EDX, HARDSTYLE STAGE. WHEN LITERALLY THE FUCK EVER.
BLAAASASRRRRHHHHHZHZGGHHH.
Annihilation is imminent.
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