You wanted to come to the other side.
We'll you're here anyway;
Might as well stay awhile.
With eyes like burning fire
And saddles for the riders
The horse begins to gallop
On the mark to beating drums
To move them forward faster
Don't put it in ur bathroom.
Ugh–No, Kaskade, go away.
I'm No† Ka–k (gags) –skade!
It's just Ryan! I promise!
Is this the same episode as before?
Are you goona let this go?
I mean, sitting next to it.
Raves are not just raves–
A party is not simply a “party”
If you were supposed to know,
it wouldn't be so important that you go.
They've got it down to a science.
The government funds this.
The government funds everything.
It's not really a secret, if you can google it.
feeling quite off in the galaxies,
Gone from Heaven to Hades for days
Recently dismantling adjectives,
Lampshades and matching curtains
God it hurts, every day that I think about you;
But how can i be about you when
You don't even see me, do you
Wrong environments and irony is,
WHY IS IT ALWAYS CHRISTMAS?!
BEcause, you're in a movie.
You're stuck in a Hollywood movie.
You don't know what you're in for
Inquenchable Thirst for knowledge
Insatiable Sexual Appetite
Great, now I have to explain myself.
I don't think anybody should read this.
You ever feel like you're doing too much?
Look, we have them surrounded. Our best course of action is to–
Well, are you sure it was a mouse and not a rat?
It was a mouse. I know the difference.
Look, I've lived in Mexico and New York City.
That's mathematically impossible.
I mean it's not–impossible.
No, it's not just impossible. It's mathematically impossible.
Has it ever occurred to you that the DJ World in entirety exists outside of the realm of math and science?
Look at the firewoooorkkks! Woo EDC…
NO. What is this right here.
Hey, you still got that balloon?
Dude, what are you doing?
Look, I'm going to have to take frequent trips to the bathroom.
Why did you call me over here.
Look. this is not magic. This is not science. This is not “voodoo”
W H E R E D I D H E G O O O O O
What did you do this time?
I might have evaporated someone with my fat fucking bass.
SO WAIT, YOU'RE JUST GONNA LEAVE ME HERE?
ALRIGHT, WHO THREW A ROCKSTAR IN MY TENT?
Lets not let this conversation resurface.
So then they wanted an Encore.
Did you give them an encore?
NO, i was already at my hotel room.
Then how did you know that they wanted an encore?
WHICH IS IT, THE WYNN, OR THE ENCORE.
Please, who stays at the Encore for EDC?
Have you literally never been out with rich people?
No, I literally just got rich.
Dillon Francis has just always been rich?
And Skrillex has always been rich?
I'm going to need your absolute discretion about this.
…this is a…pretty heavy packet.
I've never signed an NDA like that in my life.
Lil' biiiiiiiiiiiiiitzzzz
Can we just admit it's weird that we live in an era where “NDA” is household jargon.
And like, everyone knows what it means.
Everyone knows what an NDA is.
I appreciate the sentiments
Isn't it weird how it sets in automatically?
Aww, i don't want to be Autopilot.
I don't really have to think about it anymore,
Hear the applause of the audience,
You wanna know what I think?
You want to know what I'm drinking?
(cause I see you typing)
An awful Omnipotence
Whether or not i'm turning this off soon
I remember the taste of talcum powder
Fuck man, I hate deadmau5–
There's just too much in here.
Beep boop. I love deadmau5. It's so simple.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE AERO DYNAMICS
DId you mean what you said about that?
I meant everything I said.
Goddammit, fuck this, I was in the middle of a really complex poem
In realtime, listening to deadmau5
Having a partially out of body spiritual experience,
8facepalming dramatically in frustration*
NOBODY IS EVER GOING TO BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN ANY OF THIS.
I forgot my open form poetry,
allowed me to gnaw on talcum powder
HOly shit what version of the cube is this.
Have you ever stopped for a minute to think–
I can't stop for a minute, especially just to “think”
[Literally stops for a minute to think.]
No. I ain't time travelin' wit deadmau5.
–that someone else has already figured all of this out and that's how any of it is possible in the first place.
Alright, i'm gonna need some mind-altering drugs for this.
Holy shit, it seems like she's getting more evil.
That's because she's definitely more evil
ALRIGHT, I'M TIRED OF THIS:
WHERE IN THE FUCK IS SKRILLEX.
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME.
I'm not joking, that's…literally the answer to your question.
We gotta go back. I left the keys in the pocket of the guy I shapeshifted into.
It's fine, he can't have gone too far, dude.
What do you mean he “left the dimension”
What do you mean “a portal”
A portal, like— you know, like a portal gun, but not a portal gun, just a portal.
What the fuck is this dude talking about?
Humans don't use portals!
Well, wait—how do we know that guy is human.
Yeah dude but, we look human.
Yeah, but, how do we know he's not a shifter.
Because, dude, I know a shifter when I see one.
Yeah, but—you know, what if he's really good.
Exactly, so we'd know if it was another shifter–cause we're the best shifters!
Well, let's at least try to see if he knows anything else about those guys. They were together right?
Okay, okay, whatever, let's just…
There was just another guy over here just now—
He was like—you know—normal looking guy
Alright, cool, where'd he go?
[as they walk away, the shifter shifts, and then vanishes into a random portal.]
Now we're never gonna find this guy.
Yeah, but like in modern human slang terms
Anyways, I gotta relieve this human's bladder. I fucking hate this species for this.
Wait, whatever actually did happen to Dillon Francis?
That's great, I was just getting to that.
Okay, I'm gonna kill him.
Remember that smudge on the lens.
… did you try vinegar instead of Windex.
Did you try Windex with Vinegar.
Look, do you want this, or not?
Do you feel like any of this is a coincidence?
Just quit, it. Dillon Francis.
Lets kick this up a notch.
Okay, I'm gonna need specifics.
How do you even get a job as a courier for the illuminati?
[INDEED.COM | ILLUMINATI - COURIER- URGENTLY HIRING]
It was a pretty specific list.
I don't even get the point of a barbeque if everyone is vegan
Well, The Mayor eats fish.
Oh please, where is THAT guy the Mayor of?
I don't know. We meet in the Matrix.
It's not a brothel! It's Member's Only!
HEy, MAN, YOU CAN BUY DUDES, TOO.
I gave her my credit card.
–access to the black market.
Of course another auction.
What'd you buy this time?
A lifesize deadmau5 bobblehead.
What are you gonna do with that?
Wouldn't you like to know.
I love a good deamau5 show. He really does have the best fans,
It's a comfortable, safe space.
What the fuck, dude, this place is a sausage fest.
Yeah, that's deadmau5 for ya.
Hey, I'm looking for this shithead.
Fuck, I wish this never happened.
If you don't know who deadmau6* is–
Jk. but seriously this is easily the most devastating person i've ever seen.
Are you sure that's the right guy?
Yeah, that's gotta be him.
‘Fuck, it is my sapiosexuality, I think'
Even if it was perhaps an error, as I might have more than needed a new pair of glasses myself, just the thought of Joel in a pair of specables was suddenly and immediately the equivalent of Dillon Francis sitting down at a piano, or Sonny doing just about literally anything–and I realized, finally, that the most indecent things about myself were quite possibly only happening inside my own mind–
Okay, my body does really weird things to this dude's music.
Are you sure this is real?
Just shut up and do your job.
Shouldn't you be working right now?
Shouldn't you be working right now?
Well, that was nice and all, but–I gotta get out of here.
Wow, that's one hell of a smile.
I'm sorry, i can't accept this.
What is even happening in this series?
WOULD YOU KIDS SETTLE DOWN.
I'm just sober sally over here.
Cause i'd rather face the pain of this harsh reality with a bite
than to dull it out and then wake up in the morning
To wake up whenever and be like
“OH NO, THIS IS WHAT IT'S REALLY LIKE”
And the shock of it is so horrible that I just have to repeat that cycle again.
But i choose to stay like that cause it's like a
It's not even a happy medium,
It makes happier moments more happy
And shitter moments less shitty
Because i don't have this like drastic spacial
Augmented reality or like smoke screen of emotional apathy.
I get to feel things way more intensely.
I don't have to wonder, ever
“oh , did that just happen, cause I was messed up”
“would it have happened this way if I was sober”
Like, for people who weren't always sober, and then
like , what's the breaking point
I always have to sit back and wonder
Cause you know it had to be something if suddenly
I always wonder, and it's like–
no disrespect or anything thing but…
I really wanna hear that story.
I know you don't wanna tell it
Cause from my point of view.
Looks like pasquale went all out with the fireworks this year.
It's a giant dick- in-the-sky!
Look, so i've been having second thoughts about this whole thing.
What the fuck man. You gotta stop doing shit like this.
Okay, look. I'm not writing any of that.
This is like a sea of cellphones.
It was a red car;
I wasn't all there,
I forgot the rest of the verse.
It's ok. We gotta move on.
Like, you thought of me first, then you made it?
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I don't get it dawg, all this shit is in your music particles?!
That's it. Don't be smart around me.
No, that won't work; sarcasm is a sign of deeper intelligence.
Stop saying that. This is America.
Don't say it again. Apology not accepted.
Don't look at me like that.
Quick: Say something stupid and random.
Oh good, that worked. Thanks.
That's all you have to say/
Oh no, she's stuck in a loop.
Throw the whole fan away.
I wish i could just forget about this.
Look, this is between me and God–okay?
You dragged ME into this!
Right. So i could get OUT; So don't drag me back in.
Fuck, I remember this. I must have done something important here.
Great, now what do we do?
Fuck man, told you this was a long ass story.
No, i'm still a filthy rich millionaire.
I thought you were a billionaire.
I am I just *snifs* sometimes I forget that happened.
“Sometimes I forget I'm a billionaire”
I got to admit, man, I did it to myself.
I'm not mad, or anything, but now there's just–certain things I can't do
You said “anything but Skrillex” this is not Skrillex, this is deadmau5.
Okay, that's like saying “What's the difference between deadmau5' and my music?”
How is that not different?
That's like comparing the music of Bach and Beethoven to the music of a tattooed hedgehog.
You think I look like a hedgehog.
No, it's just when I see you and a hedgehog I have all the same thoughts, turn this off.
Seriously, Dillon Francis, turn it off.
I'm gonna turn it up instead.
I do not highly recommend doing that. Or at all. This ship has amazing subs.
Should I bass boost this song.
Dillon Francis, I'm warning you, stop.
WHY? BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A HEDEHOG
NO, BECAUSE I ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP AT THIS
[INSTANTLY FALLS ASLEEP AT THE WHEEL–ACTIVATES HYPERSPACE–
PLUMMETS SHIP INTO BLACK –
Nice, that's a whole episode.
Well, here's a bonus scene or whatever.
What do you mean you don't know.
I need a deadmau5 machine like right now.
I know where to find that.
Fuck dude, everything's gonna be half-ass until I push out this album.
Oh shit, wasn't this in the last episode?
Yeah. I'm still writing backwards.
God, what is that, like a pipe organ.
Doesn't matter, I just need one.
That's it. I know what I'm going to spend my Jimmy Fallons On.
OOh. Are we Montaging–to deadmau5?
I keep making typos and I keep forgetting to delete that parallel where.
That's the synth I've always wanted.
It's on sale for $999 At Sam Ash
But…you only have Five JImmy Fallons.
There are only five special edition in this Volume
I don't know how many volumes there are, but this is the Volume I started keeping track.
Fuck, man. I miss Equinox.
They also have an outdoor running track where you get the best ever view of midtown manhattan.
How do you know it's the best ever view of Midtown manhattan.
Because it's on a running track.
STOP WHISTLING IN MY WHOOP=WHOOPS.
The JImmy Fallon 555s are marked with the standard Jimmy Fallon in black ink
With a simple side marker of the number 555 in red
a telephone number on the back.
But–that synthesizer is One Thousand Jimmy Fallons.
Yeah. So I only need Nine Hundred Ninety Five More.
And of course, the Eye of Providence is highlighted.
They're counterfeit, sorry.
Why the fuck does this matter so much?
You know. What is it with this dude.
If it was a snake, it would've bit ya.
It was a snake. And it did bite me.
He's so increasingly beautiful to me,
And I'm still in love with his friend,
or misrepresented masterpiece,
Progression of a monster,
or procession of a superstar, but
Something in the story sparks the thought of
All we are is consciousness, of course
Awkward in body, but of constellations
Cosmos, It's not just a corpse;
Absurd, and sipping carbonated syrup, but
I'm just sitting in my stirrups,
Here comes galloping a horse,
Of course, it hurts to turn it off
That i'm just a homeless,
Stuck and sitting up at night
Writing recourse, hugging learning curves in ableton,
Curving curses, been reminded that I'm worthless
In a thousand words or less,
Or just another form of torture,
Nothing said, but all that's done
Another day another dollar,
I thought this was enter the multiverse.
So paifully socially awkward,
I grow stretchmarks, don't know what to call them
A raised scar in the shape of a sythe
I probably died by the hands of a man named Starr
So it's hard to shrug it off,
Something about a big, giant smiling robotic mouse that lights up and sparkles.
I don't know. I'm like 5.
My hands go up in the air
And by the time I even figured out what deadmau5 was I was so late to the party that I had to make up for lost time.
I listened to deadmau5 doing EvErYThING.
Everything you could possibly imagine.
Wait, how long have you been cellibate?
Fuck, what happened in here?
You sent us through a black hole. And we crashed on a random ass planet.
YOu suck, Dillon Francis.
Now get up. Everything's fucked up.
I've got a box of skeletons in my closet i'm not ready to part with.
But lately it goes in my pocket;
[National Domestic Violence Hotline]
That was a long bonus scene.
You know what the fucked up thing about all this is,
The Legend of Supacree is a true story.
I think i'm gonna be sick.
This is the story of how I got my heart broken so bad.
That i started singing about it.
NSA, totally *not spying*
And how when you start making music–
And that music actually comes from a really real place.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
really real shit starts happening.
well , to be fair–I lost everything first.
What, the fuck Dillon Francis, crawled inside of you to live and made it'self at home?
Just kill him, while nobody is watching.
Shut up, man. I'm having a thought process.
Okay, that's it. FUCK DILLON FRANCIS.
THAT IS THE SPIRIT. IT'S THE HOLY SPIRIT.
Wait, are you claiming that the second coming of the messiah is upon us?!
Well,Technically, it's the third.
And it's all because of Dillon Francis?!
You can't write any of this.
Technically, I'm dead: this is just a voiceover
You can't say Hitler was the messiah.
Wait, whatever happened to Skrillex.
SKRILLEX is waiting outside of the alleged home of SUPACREE's “distant relatives”
Lol is he for real at her mom's house.
well , to be fair, he's like–looked everywhere else.
Ur right. That was a lot of dimensions.
Fuck, i didn't even have that much coffee.
[DILLON FRANCIS STILL HAS HOTSAUCE IN HIS PUDGY LITTLE EYES]
Good. Cause if I see the pupils, i'm wasting him.
You think you can do better than this.
Alright, is the PSA over?
No, not yet. I gotta say one more thing.
Would you ever have done it,
Or would you ever be honest
A song stuck in my head for a whole world
I wonder how long it would take to go back there
Look at how long that took.
I had to wonder what auroras in the north thought of someone like Sonny.
Now I can love you no longer
So much for getting acquainted
Funny what age equates to in ageless
Nor, would I believe that he ever would hit her, but
Some might belong in such a category
Though i carry the marks and the scars
Of what my once- husband did to me
I haven't a heart in the world left
But a broken one, made of amethyst.
Fuck off, Dillon Francis.
A calculated attack on my psyche.
WHAT. Are you saying you woul actually participate in an orgy!
The hedonists are a fun bunch.
Though, Nowadays, of course, I haven't the slightest idea what to call them.
Well, obviously, if you've headlined EDC you've seen the future.
Why don't you remember it?
I hated it so much, i forgot.
… Isn't that the same thing?
….Why do you keep asking me the same question.
Well, first you asked me,
In my mind, those are synonyms.
Neither can really exist without the other.
Love and Fame are also synonyms–
Ugh, I just made this difficult on myself.
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You're stuck in a Hollywood movie.
You don't know what you're in for
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Insatiable Sexual Appetite
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