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What is that

It's an alpha wave kat;

A what.

It's a high speed watercraft.

I will flip that thing over and drown.

…with any luck.

What did you just say?!

Nothing! Do you like it?!

I love it…you homicidal psychopath.

What was that?

Nothing! It's great.

My throat is sore

And my world is rocked

(If you cough again, i'ma knock you out)

My mind is numb

And my heart is broke

I don't expect no one to show up

I grew up and out of it

Had to get over it

Now I just scout out another with

Eyes and tattoos like you

Drowning in sorrow

Won't be here tomorrow

Do you come here often, or not?

I just unload

I've never been so peaceful as such

Hanging from the ankle,

With one leg up

And the other at angles

No anglos or angles on approach

But I've hardly loved at all, you know

You won me over with your charms and arms

The glamour went much farther

Than infinity, beyond

If we're all still watching

Whatever movie, or

Whatever channel's on

I have a writer's block,

A seven year old son,

And God to watch over it all

While I suffer and crawl up from nothing

Under the rock,

Like the one I dropped in

But less sorry

Or harmful,

How hazardous,

An armful actually

In my armory of superstardom

Noah's ark and

Bothersome unconscious drunken stuttering

I could use some drugs

But brother,

Love would be more filling

Since I'm hungry

Under the L

Up the ante

Rock me to sleep

Lay in my lap

Play me a song

Do the math

On the map I am perhaps

A little off some;

There's no path, exactly

Follow your heart though

I'm right there.

-New Blue Sun

{Enter The Multiverse}

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Singing Secod Alto

College Women's Choir circa 2010

Shots f*cking fired.

seasons EP

It's like a bad relationship with absolutely zero benefits.

--did anyone else notice she wasn't playing James Brown at all?

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*heal*

*protection*

*peace*

*love*

*light*

careful of mirrors

Round three?! How is thiis round three?!

CAUSE IT IS.

ARRR.

GUHHH

*EATING SLIM JIM REAL GNARLY*

What happened to rounds 1 & 2.

I DUNNO.

F I G H T.

Okay, Beyoncè. Wait right here. I'll be right back.

…

Beyoncè don't wait.

“Beyoncè Don't Wait”

Yo! Where's Beyoncè

I don't know! I

You don't know?!

I told her to sit right here and i'd be right back.

YOu TolD heR to “SIT & WAIT?”

Well, I told her to wait–

WHY WOULD YOU IMMACULATE HER LIKE THAT.

“Immasculate. “her”? “

BEYONCE DON'T WAIT.

Come on. Wake up.

Dude, what are you doing?

It's training season.

Training for what.

Wake uppp.

Nerr. Me sleeping.

Wake up–deadmau5.

…deadmau5?

*throws toy*

*Hits floor, runs after toy like dog*

Dude.

Oh, i know.

[On a wild goose chase through the infinite multiverse, the bampheramphs are collecting their cringiest alter-egos and parallel selves in order to trace the

What are they looking for again.

Well, it's Skrillex, but.

Is there another word for this.

No. there are no synonyms for Skrillex.

It's–not even in the dictionary.

Oh, it is.

Is it?

Yes.

I own every encyclopedia known to man.

Why.

Because I'm rich.

Ok.

–and full of knowledge.

…

…

Sunni.

What.

Where are you going to put all these?

In the library?

YOu have a library?

No, I bought a library.

*hangs head*

*nods pridefully*,* hits vape.*

Ugh. I

I hate you,

And your two dogs ,

Your pretty little girlfriend

You green lawn

And the white picket fence

that hold it all in

No offense

But i gotta get over you

Somehow

I wanna do dumb shit like play couples tennis

and host dinner parties.

I don't even know where we are right now.

I'M SO DRUNK.

I've got all the reason in the world

To not keep my eyes on you

But my mind's on you

Watch my eyeballs roll to the back of my head

THOSE ARE MY BALLS.

stop talking.

THOSE ARE MY–BALLS.

Sunni, don't do that.

I'M AN ICON.

KANYE WEST and SUNNI BLU are arguably the most obnoxious thing in Hollywood.

Oh my God.

I need a jealous and possessive man,

I shouldn't have to tell you that

Or ask,

In fact, I'd rather have you

Heavy handed, and

Standing over me.

Who is that?

That's C'cxell Soleil.

She told you her name?!

She sold you at an auction?!

Uh huh.

Oh, wow.

THE CELEBRITIES ARE OUT OF CONTROL.

This is for our entertainment.

THE GODS ARE EVEN WORSE.

–AHAHAHA!

God,

what a wonderful dress

I've got an eye for fashion,

Especially if it has my name on it,

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