Jason Sanjana and Kevin Eckhardt open with the kind of week that makes “crisis” sound quaint. First Brands’ auto parts empire gets gutted by a refinancing gone sideways, two billion dollars missing, and more double-pledged inventory than a payday loan strip mall. With founder Patrick James shown the door and CRO Charles Morris dragged off the bench (01:58), the pair dissect how nine billion in creditor claims is chasing what might be a three billion dollar business, and what “small f fraud” actually means when the court is holding the shovel.

At (02:37), special guest Jared Muroff, Head of Special Situations at Octus, walks through the knife fight between creditors and the strange mechanics of tracing fugitive proceeds through webs of SPVs and offshore accounts. Is this the tip of the loose credit iceberg or just another spectacular bankruptcy flameout?

Then, because the universe loves its little jokes, we pivot (19:38) to Publishers Clearing House, where “lifetime” sweepstakes winners just discovered their prize was a front row seat in the unsecured creditors section. Balloon arches, seven figure dreams, and a lawsuit dripping with irony. They even debate (20:46) whether it is reasonable to expect the newly bankrupt to have diligenced a sweepstakes capital structure. Your call.

The Bankruptcy Boys update (28:33) blazes through Stoli and Kentucky Owl’s whiskey for debt gambit, the Seaquarium’s tanked lease, and that rare bourbon brand comeback story: Uncle Nearest, in receivership but actually recovering (34:59).

At (35:31) comes this week’s Unofficial Sponsor, Starbucks Workers United. Jason and Kevin take a walk down memory lane to their high school jobs before closing (39:15) with Paul Thomas Anderson’s One Battle After Another. Set in a dystopian, painfully recognizable America, the film throws leftist nostalgia and right wing cosplay into a blender and serves it with a side of despair and dry humor. Leonardo DiCaprio stumbles through as Bob Ferguson, a burnout chasing the ghost of activism past, while his daughter Willa inherits both the fight and the wreckage. Benicio Del Toro glides in as Sensei Sergio, the only character who seems genuinely aware that humanity is actually on the line, not just performing for the timeline.

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