Welcome back to Cod Tales, the only podcast where the fish are never the weirdest part of the story!

Picture this: It's Thursday night, Marto's birthday bash. You turn up for a casual beer, expecting a quiet one-yeah right! Lawso, in prime form, decides to give the crowd a lap dance and bam-busted ankle.

Zero sleep later, we're French kissing the fish goodbye in pre-fish, barely holding it together for the FFC, we charged into comp day like it was your best mates mum

Back into it like champs, it's Sunday, and The Joker is our trusty vessel with an old faithful 2-D sonar to guide us.

What could go wrong?

Grab a drink, settle in, and let's dive into the chaos!