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0:00 - Sex Robot Warranty

10:07 - The Trifecta Song

12:09 - Horse Shoe Farriers

14:40 - Waking up under the pub

20:07 - The CQ Heat

23:21 - Alpha Blokes Poem

28:07 - Foreskin Schooner

33:01 - Homegirl Mag

36:49 - Gizmo the Guinea Pig

40:07 - The Alpha Blokes Anthem

45:57 - ABC Pandemic

47:16 - Southern Cross People Watching

51:00 - Cereal while driving

56:12 - What truckies see while driving

57:42 - Cyclists in Pubs

1:01:00 - Whistler Housing Story

1:03:21 - Bundaberg Surprise Hotel Prostitute

1:07:07 - F*ck you gout, f*ck you

1:08:40 - The ABC Pandemic

1:09:40 - Tony Hawk, Pro Skateboarder

1:13:43 - Spidermans Web

1:19:09 - The ABC Rap

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