It's the season of bitches, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Merry Kwanza (or whatever you may or may not celebrate!) Gather yer favorite bitches and hear tell as Kara gives us her loose traditions that include weaponizing santa (AS GOD INTENDED!) plus experiencing the Christian bible for the first time as an adult, while Jackie regals one and all with Linda LA adventures that have Jackie advising for an afternoon holiday walk on Christmas! Not to mention all the many coping mechanisms of the holidays, Jackie's BADvent Gilmore Girl's calendar, Elf on the Shelf being a creeptastic monstrosity, Jackie went (chest)nuts last year, but this year she's havin' an ire holiday and that means NO TEARS, ONLY MIMOSAS (per Kara's suggestion), and they both remember the true reason for the season; MARIAH!

Our first caller claims they're THE BITCH, but they wanna know how much of one for not wanting to travel and spend their holidays with their extremely rude and incredibly mean in-laws in Ohio. YUCK.

Our first emailer wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for amending their leave policy at work after they get back from maternity leave because an employee requested full weeks off for every single holiday 3 day weekend without even talking to anyone in a team of just 5, AND the caller is going to be dropping some hours for maternity leave in the new year!

Caller #2 wants to know if they/their friend group are THE BITCHEZ for icing out the wife of their longtime friend (who also used to be their friend) for her abusive cheating ways after a poorly planned Florida trip implodes.

Our last email is a low stakes Who's the Bitch? (per their words) as they want to know if she's DA BITCH for finding it highly annoying the father of their daughters classmate keeps forgetting they've met before and introducing themselves, while recognizing their daughter and husband EVERY.TIME. and keeps mistaking her for her 70 YEAR OLD MOTHER!?!?

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