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Well, Conor and Mike are back in Cozyville where they tick off the cozy cliches:

• Sentient dog
• Drunk, unpleasant, misanthropic grandfather
• Horrible tourists
• Money-grubbing shop owners
• Platinum blonde pie shop workers who “date” every man in town
• Handsome, divorced podiatrists who work for free
• Horny young men who spill coffee on their horny selves
• German doctors who prescribe Melba toast to their patients

You know, the same old routine.

Bonus: Mike does NOT do well at Real or Fanfic.

READING ASSIGNMENT: Through Chapter 30 for next time (chapters are very short!)