Step into the shoes of former Los Angeles Council President Nury Martinez. You SECRETLY advocated child abuse against a co-workers black two-year old you referered to as a monkey, engaged in colorism against indigenous Oaxanans, and homophobia. OUTRAGED ensured. And what did you do? Released a statement, “At this moment, I need to take a leave of absence and take some time to have an honest and heartfelt conversation with my family, my constituents, and community leaders”. Walk us through your plans for HONEST and HEARTFELT conversation, live and in public, if you will.

Step into the shoes of Sarah Silverman. You were told to sit down and shut up for your blackface disgrace after tweeting about Kanye West’s anti-semitism. Instead, should you stand up and reach out like Peacemaker Elon Musk?

Step into the shoes of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s Kids. How do you handle your parents legal issues making them Johnny Depp and Amber Heard Part Deux?

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