This week Zach is again joined by Mike Krause to discuss the thirty second episode of Smallville, "Visage." This marks the return of two characters from the first season, Whitney Fordman and (spoiler) Tina Greer! This was one of our favorite episodes back in the day and one of Smallville's most quotable, but does it hold up? From shape shifters and spaceships to the Iraq War and the friend zone, we "STAY AWAY FROM LANA!" in this episode of Always Hold On To Smallville!

EPISODE ROUNDUP
Zach's Grade: B
Krause's Grade: C+
IMDB Grade: 8.3
Superman Homepage Grade: 4/5 
Bechdel Test: FAIL

SERIES TALLY BOARD
Amazing Technicolor Kryptonite: 1
Amnesia Count: 11
Blue Shirt/Red Jacket: 4
Clark Loses His Powers: 1
Episode Title Said In Episode: 10
Hospital Visits: 16
In Media Res: 1
Kent Truck Accidents: 5
KOs to Keep Clark's Secret: 12
Mind Control Count: 8
Product Placement Pete: 1
Smallville High School Faculty Deaths: 3
Smallville High School Student Deaths: 5
Under The Influence: 7
Weddings: 1

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