Sean has COVID, Vito fills in, Lex Fridman's stupid reading list, Andrew Tate is arrested, Tom Brady gets to second base with his son, a man dies in Ukraine, advice on your girlfriend farting, I get SWATed on New Year's Eve, Mansplaining, Jason Mewes' teeth, suing gun companies, Metokur retires, Chris the Kiwi sings a song for Cantillions, and a man cries on voicemail; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!