I get wrong directions, sex with an apron belly, Lorenzo Areola from "All That's Funny" calls in with more stories about his mom, how cemetaries go out of business, celebrities melt down, virtue signaling rock climbers, buying booze with a kid, genderfats, toilets that are too clacky, and Tony loses Vito's merch at Road Rage: Philadelphia 2; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!