This week Kara and Jackie are goin' remote for the summer as Kara had to head East with the kids like a single mother escaping a cholera outbreak, and on top of being the first remote episode it's the first episode post-3hr Bitchathon!  

In General Bitchery: What is the bitchiest Starbucks order??  Jackie and Kara pine for a soda tourism trip for Swig and beyond. The Bitch of the Summer, Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sanchez, keep on proving the Bitchathon voters were RIGHT via their lame ass parties and terrible wedding, then it's on to your calls and emails!

Our first caller is a listener who called DURING the Bitchathon about her friend NOT being inviting to a mutual friends wedding she's planning to attend, and she's got an update!

Our second caller is a regular from chat and after leaving their father to watch their diabetic cat for a few nights they returned to find DADDY'S DICK NUMBING SPRAY in their bathroom. Now they're really uncomfortable and unsure of what to even do; do they tell dad my roof, my rules or would that make them a hypocrite 'cause they were doin' the same type a things under old pops roof and KNOW he heard a thing or two!

Our first, and only, emailer this ep, wants to know if they're THE BITCH for trying to stay outta their friends business and tellin' his ex to just MOVE ON instead of asking and worrying if said friend/ex is dating someone new.

Our third caller had some similar questions to the last SECRET SIBLIN' and wants to know if they'd be THE BITCH for circumventing their shitty dad (who refuses to even talk to the caller) to try and have some sort of relationship with their half-siblings, who may or may not know the caller even exists.

Our fourth, and final, caller wants to know if they're THE BTICH for wanting to take their girlfriend to a vvv nice sushi restaurant, but gf keeps makin' some weeeeird excuses for why they can't go to expensive restaurants!

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Comedians Jackie Zebrowski and Kara Klenk want to help you figure out, Who’s the Bitch? On this weekly call-in advice podcast, the hosts get emails, DMs, voicemails, and even take calls live on air so they can get all the dirty details of your problem and weigh in. Help us, help you figure out…Who’s The Bitch?