On this week’s episode I’m joined by a fellow father in arms, the very funny Ron G. We discuss our kids not allowing us to do anything, having an ugly baby, people kissing your kid with their nasty ass mouth, having no microwave, understanding love languages, our kids getting lumpy heads from our neglect, watching The Office in front of your kids, cutting your penis on a soda can, and your kid repeating everything they hear.

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