A ruined day off, a crackhead at the hospital, Lena Dunham stuns in not enough, a fat woman goes spelunking, the consequences of a low-IQ Internet, a muslim prayer group talks toilet paper, Asmongold and Gamer Gate 2.0, fame that is just out of reach, a fat woman falls out of a canoe, the ISOM action figure, Happy Gilmore 2, a new pick-up artist technique, women's many encounters with ghosts, and the king of crashouts has risen; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!