It’s the Workout Season 1 finale, and everything goes off the rails. Jackie Warner was scheduled to appear on the podcast. Instead, she sent a shocking text (which we reenact in full). Then a parade outside destroyed our audio setup. Somehow, John Hill and Eric Maxwell powered through—spiraling live, trying to recap the finale and stay emotionally upright. Enter Broadway star and Bravo legend Natalie Joy Johnson, who shows up to deliver JOVANI realness and dish on borrowing dresses from Countess Luann herself. Together, we try to make sense of the season's end—and the glorious mess it took to get here. Follow @johnhilljohnhill + @njjisrelentless + @elephanteric