Jax has left the building and checked into rehab. And just like that, The Valley episode two has come and gone. Brittany is on the verge of a nervous breakdown, Jesse and Michelle go to new lows to hurt each other, Janet becomes more manipulative by the hour and last, but certainly not least, Kristen Doute reigns supreme as one of the best Reality TV humans ever. Garcelle takes back her narrative and has the last laugh with Sutton. Boz slams Garcelle. LVP slams Adrienne Maloof. Erika is on the verge of announcing her RHOBH exit. Jenn Fessler spreads fake RHONJ news and so much more.

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