Hell yeah indeed because, this one took a TURN.

On today’s daily comedy show, we kicked things off with Mother Nature threatening to fake us out with 70-degree “false spring” before immediately punching us in the face with 30-degree winter uppercuts. Classic Missouri. But that was just the appetizer.

Lern went full “Old Soul Energy” and attended a green burial seminar at the Missouri Botanical Garden — yes, voluntarily — where she learned about shrouds, hydro cremation, human composting, and becoming mulch. Actual mulch. She now has a death doula’s business card in her wallet and a 60-day compost rotation plan mapped out. We’re one iced coffee away from her pricing out burlap sacks on Etsy.

Meanwhile, Moon got philosophical about death after real-life experience, and Rizz and his wife tackled estate planning like responsible adults (boo). The conversation quickly turned into “who pulls the plug?” which somehow became a full-blown on-air game show featuring:

• A $5 million bribe

• A Gen Alpha-only vocabulary coma

• A kidney transplant scheduled on the same day as Garth Brooks’ final show

• A football-sized medical emergency that required… teamwork

• And the ultimate test: what would you whisper to bring Rizz back from flatlining?

Yes. This daily comedy show absolutely turned end-of-life decisions into competitive entertainment. You’re welcome.

We also dive into King Scott’s whistling antique mall stalker situation (was it security? a ghost? an aggressive harmonica enthusiast?), plus a local St. Charles story about scammers targeting a woman searching for her missing dog — which hit all of us right in the feelings.

It’s weird. It’s emotional. It’s wildly inappropriate in the most PG-13 way possible. It’s exactly what a daily comedy show should be when the topic is literally mortality.

Come for the green burials.

Stay for the football suppository debate.

Leave with a will drafted and your friends on notice.

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