For chapters 33 and 34, we recover from sex igloo mostly by making fun of Elayne. We'll talk about her Sudden Passion for Carpentry, Galad Eating Falafel, the Forsaken's Chair Personalities, and, of course, Emily's Wonky Right Hip.

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This episode is so long, just because there is so much misogyny, toxic masculinity, bad writing, and issues of consent in the Sex Igloo chapters (31 and 32). We'll lay it all out for you. But don't worry -- we will also wonder Where Enya Is Now for ten minutes.

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Oh, chapters 29 and 30? You mean the ones where a woman gets dismembered and Rand doesn't know what taxes are? Hard pass. We talk about Immune System Football, Officer Nepotism, Ghost Vampires, and the Bra/Public Execution Scale.

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In our coverage of ch. 26-28, we really challenge ourselves: to understand whether Min has an Oedipus complex, to rate Gareth Bryne's misogynistic comments, to name at least six Aes Sedai, and to look into Siuan's floating Gatsby eyes. Good luck.

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Sadly, chapters 24 and 25, though thematically romantic, aren't as sexy as we'd like. Join us as we talk about Egwene's Domesticity Dreams, the Devil Wears Prada Syndrome, Elaida's HGTV Dream Home, and Horny Anime Nosebleeds!

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Our coverage of ch. 22-23 is brought to you by Subaru! We talk about Mat's Dump-truck Ass, Leo's Bear Invulnerability, Bastard Requirements, and, of course, Wheel of Time sex ed: If You Have Sex, You WILL Be Attacked by Trollocs, and You WILL Die.

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After reading chapters 20 & 21, we have decided to run for governor. Join us as we blaze our campaign trail and talk about Jenga Mountains, Hashtag Vulture Hate, Baby Asmodean, Brandbert, and Normalizing Unsexual Tension.

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If we are being honest, the bulk of this episode (ch. 17-19) is a discussion about sexualized fruits. But we made time for a discussion about Valan Luca's Circus of Hiding People, Blaming Rand's Dick on a Cosmic Level, Gaebril/Gerbil, and False "Feminism" Fatigue. TW: We discuss sexual assault in this episode.

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You might think the title of this episode says it all about chapters 15 & 16, but there's so much more to the story: HGTV Amyrlin Office, Man Talk, and Trom: Legend. We go zero to a hundred, just like Elayne about Galad and World War I.

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